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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:37 pm 
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its the end of the world

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:41 pm 
You could, errmmmm, walk?? bbolt bbolt

Or cycle, unless you've had your bike nicked...... :grin: :laugh:

And watch some daft ginger hull loving ponce drop in some americanisms and then think no one would notice. Or care. And then have the nerve to think it was funny.


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of course

what i am saying it is the start of the end of the world.

mad max etc - time to stash the water etc

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Even Mad Max had petrol rolfl


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I've been using the bike and discoered it's quicker than the car to get to work :shock: ...mind you, I also got soaked coming home today on it, but what the hell :laugh:

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Even Mad Max had petrol rolfl


aye but it was scarce

this is the beginning of the end

i fear for what will happen in the next 20 - 30 years

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there's no petrol. who cares ?

not me.

presumably the pumps have been drained dry by overweight lazy tossers. like i said...who cares.


it's the greed of the business world more than the individual


aside - these striking drivers were on 32k and wanted a 4k pay rise,,,

i'm sure theres a shitload of people who will do it for a lot less than 32 never mind 36

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I have my driving test on Thursday. Even if I pass, I don't think I'll own a car for a few years - completely pointless.

Might get a Sinclair C5.


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the scouse union official on the news keeps saying they haven't had a rise since 1992..... sctatchinghead so they were on 31k 16 years ago and never had a rise...I THINK THEIR PROBLEMS THEIR SHIT UNION OFFICIAL. :laugh:

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the scouse union official on the news keeps saying they haven't had a rise since 1992..... sctatchinghead so they were on 31k 16 years ago and never had a rise...I THINK THEIR PROBLEMS THEIR shiit UNION OFFICIAL. :laugh:



I THINK THE PROBLEM IS THE UNION

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I have my driving test on Thursday. Even if I pass, I don't think I'll own a car for a few years - completely pointless.
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Nearly as pointless as wasting all of that money on driving lessons and a driving test eh? And I am sure your driving instructors car uses petrol. stpid stpid rolfl rolfl



Maybe but it's Hull petrol and as the city is sponsored by Carlsberg it's probably the best petrol in the world :grin:

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Shortage of petrol? :evil:

I hope that Thornleypoolie has filled up seeing as though he's driving to the masters. :shock:

All well and good the lefties preaching cycling but I don't fancy peddling to Newcastle. And the trains aren't running. So fk yous. :laugh:

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Btw Ripper. Project STaG is looking good for your lot. :wink:


Excellent. :grin:






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14 schools over 5 years, with the prospect of 20 odd schools in Durham. You cant lose mate. :wink:


We can with our estimator.

He still thinks that you can buy cut and bent at £500/T.

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14 schools over 5 years, with the prospect of 20 odd schools in Durham. You cant lose mate. :wink:


We can with our estimator.

He still thinks that you can buy cut and bent at £500/T.


I blame the EU.


Mr I will blame the niggers.

But we know who is to blame really. It's that lot who PK doesn't mention that do a mean fried rice...

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But we know who is to blame really. It's that lot who PK doesn't mention that do a mean fried rice...


True true. I also blame the Environ MENTALISTS. And those that dont drive.



I concur.

Fully.

Cyclists should be fair game to any car driver cos they don't pay road tax.

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All well and good the lefties preaching cycling but I don't fancy peddling to Newcastle. And the trains aren't running. So fk yous. :laugh:


We are getting the train up, but it is stopping at Sunderland so it will be a bus or metro transfer from there


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All well and good the lefties preaching cycling but I don't fancy peddling to Newcastle. And the trains aren't running. So fk yous. :laugh:


We are getting the train up, but it is stopping at Sunderland so it will be a bus or metro transfer from there


Exactly, a right clart on.

Most days of the year you can get a train to Newcastle, but not the one day that I want to use the fker. :roll:

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Mr Ripper wrote:
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All well and good the lefties preaching cycling but I don't fancy peddling to Newcastle. And the trains aren't running. So fk yous. :laugh:


We are getting the train up, but it is stopping at Sunderland so it will be a bus or metro transfer from there


Exactly, a right clart on.

Most days of the year you can get a train to Newcastle, but not the one day that I want to use the fker. :roll:


Yup most definitely a clart on but nobody really fancied driving


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 Post subject: Re: shell garage shut n asda down to one pump
PostPosted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:37 am 
chip fireball wrote:
when i was a kid hardly anyone had a car. we got by.

these days you see folk driving their kids half a mile to school everyday in 4 by 4's or driving 100 yards to the shop to get a paper.

i dont think anyone is advocating scrapping the motor car altogether but i do find it most amusing that the gas guzzling fatties pour scorn on the enviromentalists who have warned for donkeys that crude oil is not going to be around forever.

i also love the irony of folk what wont let their kids walk to school cos its too dangerous.

I concur.


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 4:32 pm 
Don't blame us lot, we're self sufficient in petrol ta. We make biofuel from sugar cane waste, we don't need fossil fuel so much :grin: :grin: :grin: We're self sufficient in everything ta. The ironic thing is that if my lot went to the OPEC countries and said 'fookin' stop it :evil: ,' they'd stop it. If Greedy Gordon goes to them and says the same thing......... rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl

Also here it's 1.80 a gallon because Greedy Gordon hasn't been lumping on for 10 years.

Remember folks, there was no credible alternative. :grin: :grin:

Live with it. :razz: :razz: :razz:


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I went without having a motor for 6 months around 10 years ago. I cadged lifts to away matches - just paid me petrol fare and could drink to my heart's content. Used to walk to the shops and to the bank etc - in the end when I got another motor I hardly used t because I had got used to my new ways. Weekly supermarket shop was walk there, taxi back. Work was 1 mile by bike to train station, train to Billingham and on the bike again for the 2 miles to work. Trains don't run so early these days though :evil: banghead banghead
Slipped back into old ways badly now though :uhoh:
It showed it can be done (so long as public transport is reliable)

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Shortage of petrol? :evil:

I hope that Thornleypoolie has filled up seeing as though he's driving to the masters. :shock:

All well and good the lefties preaching cycling
you calling me a leftie...? :evil:

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Even Mad Max had petrol rolfl


aye but it was scarce

this is the beginning of the end

i fear for what will happen in the next 20 - 30 years


I hope you don't mean that beer's going to run out :uhoh:

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Btw Ripper. Project STaG is looking good for your lot. :wink:


Excellent. :grin:








I think. confised

You working for Carillion then Rip?

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Btw Ripper. Project STaG is looking good for your lot. :wink:


Excellent. :grin:








I think. confised

You working for Carillion then Rip?


:shock: No! :laugh:

Been there, done that. Left them years ago! :laugh:

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Shortage of petrol? :evil:

I hope that Thornleypoolie has filled up seeing as though he's driving to the masters. :shock:

All well and good the lefties preaching cycling
you calling me a leftie...? :evil:


If the cap fits... :laugh:

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but if fatty is talking about STaG BSF then that has gone to Carillion

Who you on for?

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but if fatty is talking about STaG BSF then that has gone to Carillion

Who you on for?


Aye, they have the main contract. We want some of the work on it. :grin:

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I may be seeing you soon then!

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I have my driving test on Thursday. Even if I pass, I don't think I'll own a car for a few years - completely pointless.
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Nearly as pointless as wasting all of that money on driving lessons and a driving test eh? And I am sure your driving instructors car uses petrol. stpid stpid rolfl rolfl

My workplace gives me extra money for having a driving license.

Fookwit. rolfl


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I have my driving test on Thursday. Even if I pass, I don't think I'll own a car for a few years - completely pointless.
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Nearly as pointless as wasting all of that money on driving lessons and a driving test eh? And I am sure your driving instructors car uses petrol. stpid stpid rolfl rolfl

My workplace gives me extra money for having a driving license.

Fookwit. rolfl



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TalbotAvenger wrote:
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Nearly as pointless as wasting all of that money on driving lessons and a driving test eh? And I am sure your driving instructors car uses petrol. stpid stpid rolfl rolfl

My workplace gives me extra money for having a driving license.

Fookwit. rolfl



Driving LICENCE

Do you go to be at night or nite?

HAHAHAHA

Hook line and fucking sinker.

I've dropped about 7 or 8 Americanizations into my posts, glad some fuckwit finally fell for it rolfl rolfl rolfl


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You working for Marillion then Rip?


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