There's No Easy Way Of Describing This...

Jonny · **Posted:** Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:36 pm

So did you pick them up and give them a go last night?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37618

ElvisAintDead wrote:

But whilst walking the dog last night along Seaton Front, I stumbled across a packet of Condoms............

....." Specially Lubricated For Gay Sex Use".

Unreal.

'Lubricated' with what...WD40?

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:03 pm

It would have been funny if you'd put the packet in your pocket, and your lass had found it. And then worked out you were 'walking the dog' across a bummer beach. :-o

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

Why didnt they just say 'anal sex'?
Then those who like bumming ladies might have bought them as well

katcha · **Posted:** Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:24 pm

Lubricated for that special lady in your life who likes it up the shitter

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

my lady's not that special - unfortunately :uhoh:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:17 pm

bungholes are horrible things, how anyone can shove their "fat lad" up one is beyond me.

Jonny · **Posted:** Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:25 pm

parmopooly wrote:

bungholes are horrible things, how anyone can shove their "fat lad" up one is beyond me.

I think it is each to their own. I don't think it is a massive deal doing a lass up the ass but once you have done it once you will probably want to do it again and again.....

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:30 pm

I'm nearly 42 so it ain't gonna start happening now is it?...................

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:58 pm

parmopooly wrote:

I'm nearly 42 so it ain't gonna start happening now is it?...................

Dunno like,your eyesight will start to go so your aim wont be what it used to be

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:19 am

It's not all it's Cracked up to be anyway!!!! confised

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

It must have been a big packet if you stumbled over them. bbolt

loyal blue · **Joined:** Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:53 pm **Posts:** 1912

anal sex with a lady is the first sign of homosexuallity in my eyes.

if you want to do a bird up the ass you must be curious to perform this form of intercourse on a regular basis.

3 lads my missus works with have all been married and 2 of them used to love anal sex with their wives, but then a couple of years down the line came out of the closet so to speak. the other 1 has always been a puff but doesnt like recieving it up the shat pipe, likes to give it instead

Jonny · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:45 am

loyal blue wrote:

anal sex with a lady is the first sign of homosexuallity in my eyes.

if you want to do a bird up the ass you must be curious to perform this form of intercourse on a regular basis.

3 lads my missus works with have all been married and 2 of them used to love anal sex with their wives, but then a couple of years down the line came out of the closet so to speak. the other 1 has always been a puff but doesnt like recieving it up the shat pipe, likes to give it instead

I would of thought that anal sex with a bloke would be the first sign of homosexuality......

Jonny · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:49 am

ADG wrote:

I suspect you feel right at home in this thread "Jonny". :grin:

Not as at home as you appear to feel when people are talking about pies and fish and chips......

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:15 pm

loyal blue wrote:

up the ass

MODEWATOR MODEWATOR HE'S USING AN AMERICANISATION

:roll:

garthwd · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:23 am **Posts:** 797

loyal blue wrote:

anal sex with a lady is the first sign of homosexuallity in my eyes.

if you want to do a bird up the ass you must be curious to perform this form of intercourse on a regular basis.

3 lads my missus works with have all been married and 2 of them used to love anal sex with their wives, but then a couple of years down the line came out of the closet so to speak. the other 1 has always been a puff but doesnt like recieving it up the shat pipe, likes to give it instead

I bet they got a blow job off their wives too - not much of a step to one off their lad...

Salty · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:17 pm

TheGingerPoolie wrote:

loyal blue wrote:

up the ass

MODEWATOR MODEWATOR HE'S USING AN AMERICANISATION

:roll:

see what you've done???
its your fault that my huckleberry friend :wink:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:29 pm

TheGingerPoolie wrote:

loyal blue wrote:

up the ass

MODEWATOR MODEWATOR HE'S USING AN AMERICANISATION

:roll:

To be really cutting you should spell it AMERICANIZATION.
The word "Americanization" itself (whether with a z or an s) is a bit recursive when you think about it innit. All those extra syllables what. :wink:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

I'll moderate that there varmit.

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

MutleyRules wrote:

It's not all it's Cracked up to be anyway!!!! confised

I've heard its a bit shite bbolt

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