A barbers shave.

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:06 pm

Is there any barbers in the town where you can get a wet shave with a knife.

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

new 1 on the headland S. Todd gives a very close shave

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:36 pm

townendtimmy wrote:

Is there any barbers in the town where you can get a wet shave with a knife.

It depends what sex you are and what you want to shave.
I don't recommend a knife though.

Jonny · **Posted:** Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:55 pm

townendtimmy wrote:

Is there any barbers in the town where you can get a wet shave with a knife.

the whiskers still grow back, but i suppose it is ok for aspecial occasion....

tigro · **Posted:** Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:56 pm

killer graham in oxford road used to do them, could be worth popping in for a check.

Jonny · **Posted:** Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:59 pm

I wouldn't go to Killers like.....

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:10 pm

I got one of those face-pluck things, done with cotton (in the style of a cat's cradle) in Egypt last year. Then the shave with a knife, right round the full head, me napper's never been so smooth. Our lass was stroking me head like I was a dog.

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:03 am

In a small South American town, the sole barber shaves all men who don't shave themselves.
Who shaves the barber?

Jonny · **Posted:** Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:06 am

grabec wrote:

In a small South American town, the sole barber shaves all men who don't shave themselves.
Who shaves the barber?

Well presumebly he is one of the men that shaves himself.....

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:08 am

Erm yes

I seem to have got it wrong. What it is......he shaves ONLY men who don't shave themselves bbolt

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:11 am

Oh God

It's a MALE barber, right? I can't remember everything. It's a Bertrand Russell paradox about set theory, (about which as you will have noticed, I know very little...)

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:17 am

presumptions and assumptions occur in lots of things we do and say. If you went to jail for such things I'd be doing life

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:14 pm

grabec wrote:

I seem to have got it wrong. What it is......he shaves ONLY men who don't shave themselves bbolt

Still doesn't work. :wink:

In that case any old slasher could shave the barber.

Do you mean only the barber shaves people unless they shave themselves?

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:32 pm

MadJohn wrote:

I think it must be something like this:

There is a village where all adult males are clean-shaven.

That set of males includes just one barber, who shaves all who do not shave themselves, but shaves no-one else.

Who shaves the barber?

Does that work?

Yes that's almost exactly it. I remember now. But it has to start off..'In a small South American village....' :uhoh:

And, here's another thing. Does the set of all sets contain itself?

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:45 pm

Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't native south americans devoid of facial hair?

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:49 pm

Che Guevara lived there, tho he may not have been a very early settler....

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:52 pm

So there you have it, Timmy: you have to go to Bolivia. :wink:

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:44 pm

Richard M. Head wrote:

So there you have it, Timmy: you have to go to Bolivia. :wink:

When does the collection start.

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

townendtimmy wrote:

Is there any barbers in the town where you can get a wet shave with a knife.

Rob Mills do it i believe.

BARBERS - (Yankism)

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:08 pm

townendtimmy wrote:

Richard M. Head wrote:

So there you have it, Timmy: you have to go to Bolivia. :wink:

When does the collection start.

just use the money you'll save by buying a cheapo season ticket :grin:

Splender · **Joined:** Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:15 pm **Posts:** 24

Just get the Gillette G19 Turbo Nutter bastard ((C)ADG) round it you idle get. :roll:

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:39 pm

Splender wrote:

Just get the Gillette G19 Turbo Nutter bastid ((C)ADG) round it you idle get. :roll:

Welcome back you Chinese Geordie. Where have you been?

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