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windass
 Post subject: doing it in small cars
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:28 pm 
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once tried (you know what) in the back of a fiat 127 years back.awful! any similar stories? :laugh:
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The Lightning Tree
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Once tried in a Austin Allegro at the "lights" up seal sands road.

Just about to insert the magic wand and the girlfriend at the time turned up and smashed me windows sadx

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windass
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The Lightning Tree wrote:
Once tried in a Austin Allegro at the "lights" up seal sands road.

Just about to insert the magic wand and the girlfriend at the time turned up and smashed me windows sadx

did the glass cut your wand? :grin:
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The Lightning Tree
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If I hadn't had made a run for it it'd have been my throat.

Thing was I left the poor lass while I legged it, and she got knacked :uhoh:

She finished me 2 days later :laugh:

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windass
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The Lightning Tree wrote:
If I hadn't had made a run for it it'd have been my throat.

Thing was I left the poor lass while I legged it, and she got knacked :uhoh:

She finished me 2 days later :laugh:

why are blokes selfish? clappp
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The Lightning Tree
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We just are :razz:

Bear in mind, if you ever have two women on the go and they both share the same first name make sure you have them under different names in your phone or it can get you into a lot of trouble bbolt

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The Lightning Tree wrote:
We just are :razz:

Bear in mind, if you ever have two women on the go and they both share the same first name make sure you have them under different names in your phone or it can get you into a lot of trouble bbolt

I'll remember that in my next life.

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windass wrote:
once tried (you know what) in the back of a fiat 127 years back.awful! any similar stories? :laugh:



HOW OLD ARE YOU??????? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead tried it in a fiat 127 years back. Jesus your old. rolfl rolfl

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TheGingerPoolie
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The Lightning Tree wrote:
If I hadn't had made a run for it it'd have been my throat.

Thing was I left the poor lass while I legged it, and she got knacked :uhoh:

She finished me 2 days later :laugh:

Jesus mate :shock: you serious? Makes you a cheat AND a soft bastad rolfl rolfl rolfl
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katcha
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No, it just makes him a modern day 'cad' :grin:

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Yubep
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The Lightning Tree wrote:
If I hadn't had made a run for it it'd have been my throat.

Thing was I left the poor lass while I legged it, and she got knacked :uhoh:

She finished me 2 days later :laugh:


Why did she wait 2 days to finish you?

Good story though clappp

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No, it just makes him a modern day 'cad'


...and a bounder....literally :wink:
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The Lightning Tree
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Yubep wrote:
The Lightning Tree wrote:
If I hadn't had made a run for it it'd have been my throat.

Thing was I left the poor lass while I legged it, and she got knacked :uhoh:

She finished me 2 days later :laugh:


Why did she wait 2 days to finish you?

Good story though clappp


It took her 2 days to walk again, she pushed a note through me mums door basically saying my girlfriend was crazy and she valued her life a lot more than a quick shag in an Allegro
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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: doing it in small cars
PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:21 am 
Yubep wrote:
The Lightning Tree wrote:
If I hadn't had made a run for it it'd have been my throat.

Thing was I left the poor lass while I legged it, and she got knacked :uhoh:

She finished me 2 days later :laugh:


Why did she wait 2 days to finish you?


Cos the soft get never stopped running for 2 days!!!! :laugh:


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why anybody would want more than one woman at a time beats me. One's enough.
Hope Mrs P doesn't get to read this

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why anybody would want more than one woman at a time beats me. One's enough.
Hope Mrs P doesn't get to read this


One is one more than enough. bbolt

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At six foot five. The ginger poolie had to be cut free by fireman the last time he tried to bonk in a car rolfl rolfl rolfl
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poolieinnottingham
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I once tapped a lass down the town and ended up at my mates mams house with her. We horizontally jogged on the reclined front passenger seat of his Fiesta in the garage, which was a bit of a squeeze. It was in December too, and I remember trying not to let my bare arse touch the freezing dashboard.

She had loads of hairspray on, and unbeknown to me loads of it rubbed off on the headrest. The next day my mates mam went in the garage and wondered why the seat was down, and why there was loads of what she thought was dandruff all over it. Now whenever I see my mates mam or dad and they've had a drink they invariably remind me of this.

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mouldy old dough
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Many moons ago my x girlfriend and i were out walking the dog and when we got back to my XR3 the moment was right we were going at it and my dog stuck it wet nose up the crack of my arse and i hit the car roof with my napper and knocked my self out... sadx

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Its all right you laughing i've still got the bump.

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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:16 pm 
I feel sorry for the Dog!!!! confised confised


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some people pay for that sort of thing

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