Miss Bastedo apart...

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22566

Who was the most beautiful woman in history?

In order to save domestic strife, wives, partners and daughters are not allowed as candidates.

Bovverbootbob · **Posted:** Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:51 pm

a verie yung liz tailor

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

bo derek
sophia loren :uhoh:

katcha · **Posted:** Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:07 pm

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

Just finished a book about Egypt.
Oh to be a Pharoah....
and be able to have forty wives...from all over the world :grin:

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:52 am

always fancied samantha beckinsdale in londons burning as a kid, her sister/step sister kate somebody aint to bad either :wink:

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:02 am

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Mother Theresa

yeah she was hot too :wink:

, but only you can have her

Moriarty · **Posted:** Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:45 am

Rachel Stevens and Margaret Thatcher with a side of Mo Mowlam thrown in for good luck

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22566

sarf wrote:

Margaret Thatcher

Absolutely !!!

Karl Marx · **Posted:** Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:06 am

sarf wrote:

Rachel Stevens and Margaret Thatcher with a side of Mo Mowlam thrown in for good luck

Did you have to mention that fookin witch? Mr I and I will have to have a fight now. Bastad.

Karl Marx · **Posted:** Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:38 am

MadJohn wrote:

Can't you and Mr I just agree that you'd both like to see her well and truly fooked?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22566

Karl Marx wrote:

MadJohn wrote:

Can't you and Mr I just agree that you'd both like to see her well and truly fooked?

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:57 am

I think that portrait of Cleopatra might be a bit flattering.
After all she was from a family of inbreds that made the Haupsburgs seem like total strangers to each other by comparison. Here's another take on her. :wink:

Anyway, as they say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

My one big regret is that women stopped looking like this next one before I was born:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Oct 26, 2006 3:26 pm

Sophia Loren somebody mentioned - I'd go along with that, and she's still stunning at 70-odd years old!!!

poolymadandstupid · **Posted:** Thu Oct 26, 2006 3:50 pm

Why KYLIE OF COURSE.

Followed by

My Granddaughter, she is beautiful

Caprice

Cat D

And I better had mention er-indoors in case she sees this. stupid :shock:

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Thu Oct 26, 2006 4:56 pm

Maybe a little past her best, but Sigourney Weaver has done it for me since I first saw her in Alien in the late seventies.

Moriarty · **Posted:** Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:09 pm

poolymad wrote:

Caprice

Sorry to disagree there Poolymad but

WHAT A FECKIN MOOSE SHE IS :evil:

PoolieChrissie · **Posted:** Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:21 pm

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

Maybe a little past her best, but Sigourney Weaver has done it for me since I first saw her in Alien in the late seventies.

Here you go BP

Cowboy · **Posted:** Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:17 pm

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

Maybe a little past her best, but Sigourney Weaver has done it for me since I first saw her in Alien in the late seventies.

Too flat chested for me I'm afraid, sorry :uhoh:

Brigitte Bardot on the other hand :shock:

katcha · **Posted:** Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:22 pm

richard head wrote:

I think that portrait of Cleopatra might be a bit flattering.
After all she was from a family of inbreds that made the Haupsburgs seem like total strangers to each other by comparison. Here's another take on her. :wink:

Anyway, as they say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

My one big regret is that women stopped looking like this next one before I was born:

it's Nefertiti not Cleopatra - for fook sake don't you know you 5000 year old bewers?? rolfl

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

Honor Blackman.

Not now obviously,35 years ago certainly.

Oh and our lass :roll:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:45 pm

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:03 pm

Cowboy wrote:

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

Maybe a little past her best, but Sigourney Weaver has done it for me since I first saw her in Alien in the late seventies.

Too flat chested for me I'm afraid, sorry :uhoh:

Brigitte Bardot on the other hand :shock:

They look OK to me Cowboy!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:26 pm

Just found this Bewer....

Audrey Tautou!!!! :razz:

Mr.Poolier should know more about her!!!! :grin:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:28 pm

PS....no relation to....

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

MutleyRules wrote:

PS....no relation to....

clap clap clap clap

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36355

MutleyRules wrote:

PS....no relation to....

Is he Darlows new manager...?

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Oct 27, 2006 11:58 am

katcha wrote:

it's Nefertiti not Cleopatra - for fook sake don't you know you 5000 year old bewers?? rolfl

I stand corrected then!

I still prefer Rita Hayworth though. For one thing she's been dead less than 20 years so I reckon she'll be in a much better state of preservation! :wink:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:08 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

Just found this Bewer....

Audrey Tautou!!!! :razz:

Mr.Poolier should know more about her!!!! :grin:

The best thing about the film Amélie Poulain is the theme song in which Neil Hannon teams up with frog instrumentalist Yann Tiersen.
The film is what Bridget Jones's Diary would have ended up like had it been shot in France.

By the way, Brigitte Bardot is a hag! My favourite French actress is Marlène Jobert.
And if you can get a Mother and daughter act going with her and Eva Green all the better!

Miss Bastedo apart...

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