...are these vile offspring of a one night stand between a pschopathic rat and a ginger toupee, the most annoying useless animals to walk the earth, with their incessant yapping and their cute little ribbons

They're Leeds fans as well.

id like to boot one ten miles!! joking terrier lovers.

There is something about yorkies that is just wrong. They are horrible, usually stroppy and vicious and if one goes gor you, you hardly have a chance. I'd rather take on an alsation any day.

I blame the owners because they tend to treat them like they are special, ie always carrying them and putting daft coats and ribbons on them and giving them stupid names like Lady.....

This thread reminded me of one of the funniest adverts in years...

Absolutely spot on there Jonny, my mate has one and his missus puts daft coats and ribbons on its head.

Worst of all its called....wait for it...........ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!

Flucking ANGEL!!?!? i've seen the devil in that dog the little runt! I'd love to stab it!

My gran's friend had a minature yorkie, and it used to annoy the life out of everyone. I'll never forget when I was about 10, and my gran's cat went for it in a big way in the back garden. The yorkie was that scared that it pissed and shat everywhere, including on my gran's friend when she picked it up.

I thought my grandad was having a heart attack, as he went bright red and started convulsing, then staggered into the house. I went to see if he was OK, and he was laughing so much he could hardly breathe. By the time he managed to put a straight face on and return to the garden, my gran's friend and the dog were long gone. I had some magical moments in my childhood, and that was one of them.

You have to say they deserve their reputation. But I've never seen a single one? I thought they always came in twos

This annoys me.......

groom your dog as much as you like it will always be ugly as fook!!

The dirty bugger.

Hey I was just going to look for that clip to post exactly the same thing!

If you get a good run up, you can clear a standard three bedroomed semi with them.

There's more like that though, the bewer in the next block to us had got a shitzu, a pug and another annoying little yappy get. She lives on the ground floor so she has a garden but she puts the yappy little bounders out at 6.30am on the front balcony where they go berserk and then set all the other little yappy bounders off so it's like listening to the Fall only in dog noises. I asked her about it, said maybe people need to sleep, and she said 'well a dog has a voice too............' not if you slit it's fooking throat it hasn't.....

But I have the solution.

Cooking chocolate.

Here, boy......

French bulldogs are pointless too; a bit like Yorkshire Terriers with huge muscles and a haircut.

wolves are cool, but not the football team