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windass
 Post subject: Has Pooliekev had this lass?
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JohnnyMars
 Post subject: Re: is jodie marsh a slag?
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I wholeheartedly concur
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She's worth a lick.....
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 Post subject: Re: is jodie marsh a slag?
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Definitely.

Famous for slagging off Jordan for having fake tits, then gets her own done.

Oh, and supports PETA yet has been known to wear fur.

And tried to find a husband on MTV.

Very poor indeed.
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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: is jodie marsh a slag?
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But would you?

I would.

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Matty_Robson's_Chin
 Post subject: Re: is jodie marsh a slag?
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She is worth a go like.

I wouldnt say no.....
but who would if she was spread naked on your bed?! :grin:
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I would. She is a slag but she is pretty clever too. Im sure her IQ is 130+

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I would. She is a slag but she is pretty clever too. Im sure her IQ is 130+


What a lovely girl, so sincere and not a bit mercenery.

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LeicesterPoolie
 Post subject: Re: is jodie marsh a slag?
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That tattoo, could do with being a bit straighter !

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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: is jodie marsh a slag?
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That minge could do with filling.

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 Post subject: Re: is jodie marsh a slag?
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I'd like to think I wouldnt.
The word I'd use to describe her would be 'sad'.
But after a pint or two....
and if anyone gets a go, you'd be well advised to use a jonny

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Gotta Say i Would Rattle Her. clappp

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Matty_Robson's_Chin
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I'd like to think I wouldnt.
The word I'd use to describe her would be 'sad'.
But after a pint or two....
and if anyone gets a go, you'd be well advised to use a jonny

What if you cant find a jonny can i use mine instead? Kind of defeats the object if Jonny does her after i did all the hard work in pulling her! bbolt
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Frodraff
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Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:
BritishWestHpool wrote:
I'd like to think I wouldnt.
The word I'd use to describe her would be 'sad'.
But after a pint or two....
and if anyone gets a go, you'd be well advised to use a jonny

What if you cant find a jonny can i use mine instead? Kind of defeats the object if Jonny does her after i did all the hard work in pulling her! bbolt


Yeah, but it'd save all those trips to the STD clinic in a hospital the Bunker tells me is several miles out of town. Not to mention the umbrella treatment.

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 Post subject: Re: Is Jodie Marsh a slag?
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Am I going daft?

I was sure that said Rodney Marsh in the title!!!!!!

stpid stpid stpid :uhoh: :uhoh:

Mind you he is a slag.

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Matty_Robson's_Chin
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norgepoolie wrote:
Am I going daft?

I was sure that said Rodney Marsh in the title!!!!!!

stpid stpid stpid :uhoh: :uhoh:

Mind you he is a slag.


I thought i was cracking up!!!!! sctatchinghead

glad someone else noticed it!!!
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TalbotAvenger
 Post subject: Re: is jodie marsh a slag?
PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 10:54 pm 
Jonny wrote:
She's worth a lick.....



Behave, you wouldn't fcuk her with a 2nd hand cock
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Mr Ripper
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TalbotAvenger wrote:
Jonny wrote:
She's worth a lick.....



Behave, you wouldn't fcuk her with a 2nd hand cock


Of course you wouldn't, that would just be silly.

You'd do it with your own.

Unless you're queer like.

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Cornelius Atweasle
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Gibsons Beard
 Post subject: Re: Anyone want to rim the Ginger Poolie?
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Kevs already had her

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yloop
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Snowy
 Post subject: Re: Who would be surprised if Dibble wasn't on the sex pest list
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she's got 'crabs'.... :shock:

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poolieinnottingham
 Post subject: Re: Who would be surprised if Dibble wasn't on the sex pest list
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Yeah, but it'd save all those trips to the STD clinic in a hospital the Bunker tells me is several miles out of town. Not to mention the umbrella treatment.


Is the 'umbrella' treatment real or a made up urban myth? I thought a course of tablets shifted owt nasty like that.

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