Arnison, Dimi, and Boyd

yloop · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 3:37 pm

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Show me the proof or I call you a liar

yloop · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 3:39 pm

Do you work for the mail?

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

Look I'll be a mug and believe it, I'd even be happy with it. :wink:

yloop · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 3:43 pm

no real feeling on that one to be fair

so you can't reveal your source, but they told you, which means it's not really a secret, which means you could tell us who...

i've gone all cross eyed

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22655

I'd love it to be true in all cases. Dimi I can see returning. Arno would obviously like to and its a possibility but I can't see Boydy coming back. Why would Orient release him and Wilson didn't like him.

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

Dimi will not be returning to Hartlepool, Fact!

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

I was talking to Mrs Dimi last week mate. You are absolutely wrong!!!

Spender · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 3:58 pm

Bullshit.

If ANY of the above actually sign, you can have my townhouse in Chelsea. If however NONE of these players sign, I demand your left leg. Please forward your DHL account number. :wink:

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

If any sign i'll give you my Mother!

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Why do random people just come out the wood work and post stupid rumours that never come true?

It doesn't make you look cool, and doesnt make anyone like you anymore.

poolieboydave · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 4:12 pm

surely we must be able to get better right backs than Arnison? Was fairly medicore in league 2 let alone in this division.

Why is everyone so keen

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

HUFC wrote:

I have a girlfirend. So why would I want your mother. All three will be signing before the end of June.

You have a girlfriend?!?!

Get her seen too then and stop filling the board with your rubbish rumours that have 0% chance of coming true, you are spouting out the biggest load of trollope (funny word thread) I have ever heard!!!!

Boydy - Not a cat in hells chance
Arno - Could be with him not having a club and lives in the town
Dimi - Chuckle chuckle chortle chortle

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22655

Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:

Body - Not a cat in hells chance

I concur, he's never been the same player since George Cowley sacked him.

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

Mr I wrote:

Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:

Boydy - Not a cat in hells chance

I concur, he's never been the same player since George Cowley sacked him.

a little typo there..oooops!

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

HUFC wrote:

Sorry Mister I but it was Danny Wilson that sacked him.

Where the hell do you get your facts from?!

He didnt 'sack' him, he sold him!

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22655

OK, for the under 25's.

There was a typo: Body for Boydy
Body was a character in the professionals
Their boss was 'George Cowley'

Superwatty · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 4:31 pm

The 'Greek Stopper' would certainly be much welcomed back. In my view it is the one position that has caused so much strife last season. Everything stemmed from a lack of confidence in the keeper.

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

I never did watch the professionals. Nor did i watch Only fools and horses!

Very uncultured upbringing!!

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22655

Prefer redtube meself like.

Spender · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 4:39 pm

Much like the theory that Dimi would have prevented 30 goals last season. rolfl

Somehow, the cognoscenti have come to the conclusion that the keepers turned the middle two into clowns and it was Danny Wilsons fault.

The lad Sor Mea from Sarawak will sort it out. Only 5'7" but like greased lightning. clappp

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

Keeping up appearences is comedy gold. I love Mrs Bucket's (bouquet) character. Genius script writing!

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

This kid is blatantly on the wind up like, possibly a LLoyd

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 4:45 pm

MadJohn wrote:

ElvisAintDead wrote:

Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:

I never did watch the professionals. Nor did i watch Only fools and horses!

Very uncultured upbringing!!

I've never seen ONE SECOND of Only Fools And Horses. And I'm proud of that. Lowest common denominator SHITE!

Football-related TV factoid: Nelson Mandela House is just around the corner from Ashton Gate; you can see it from the ground.

Fact number two:

The area used for OB's for OFAH is a million miles away from Peckham, I used to get the bus from work back to Peckham Rye and Peckham High Street or whatever route the bus took made downtown Baghdad look serene and peaceful....

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3572

The chances of Boydy and Dimi being here next season are about 1 in 1,000

Spender · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 6:04 pm

It is another true fact that Boyceys house in in Heckmondwike.

I know 'cos my company supplied the front door. :wink:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37238

ElvisAintDead wrote:

Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:

I never did watch the professionals. Nor did i watch Only fools and horses!

Very uncultured upbringing!!

I've never seen ONE SECOND of Only Fools And Horses. And I'm proud of that. Lowest common denominator SHITE!

BUT...... if you've never seen one second of it ...how do you know it's shite?

...isn't that like saying ...I've never tasted chocolate but it tastes crap.

peterleepoolie · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 9:09 pm

Anyone Smell Bullshit?? refred

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 9:29 pm

peterleepoolie wrote:

Anyone Smell Bullshit?? refred

Well Snowy has just arrived!!! :wink:

seriously though, this bloke who started the thread (and the other ones) has Loid written all across him.

i reckon the chances of signing more than 1 of those 3 are bordering laughable

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37238

misterb2001 wrote:

peterleepoolie wrote:

Anyone Smell Bullshit?? refred

Well Snowy has just arrived!!! :wink:

So you've been pining for me eh...? :wink:

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Tue May 27, 2008 10:01 pm

Snowy wrote:

misterb2001 wrote:

peterleepoolie wrote:

Anyone Smell Bullshit?? refred

Well Snowy has just arrived!!! :wink:

So you've been pining for me eh...? :wink:

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 1:04 am

HUFC wrote:

I cant reveal my source. But she has never been wrong before. You believe what you want to believe.

Heard that shit before.

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 6:47 am

Superwatty wrote:

The 'Greek Stopper' would certainly be much welcomed back. In my view it is the one position that has caused so much strife last season. Everything stemmed from a lack of confidence in the keeper.

Welcome Mr Tickhillpoolie :shock:

TickhillPoolie · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 9:05 am

townendtimmy wrote:

Superwatty wrote:

The 'Greek Stopper' would certainly be much welcomed back. In my view it is the one position that has caused so much strife last season. Everything stemmed from a lack of confidence in the keeper.

Welcome Mr Tickhillpoolie :shock:

Thanks for the welcome Tim, but I'm afraid this feller has nothing whatsoever to do with me.
I post on here as Tickhillpoolie, no-one else.
Sorry to disappoint you. violin

grabec · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 10:30 am

This is just to say......I have missed both Dibble and Snowy.

That is it, really :uhoh:

TickhillPoolie · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 11:44 am

I miss Danny....................when is he due back. :uhoh:

SuperGordonWatson · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 1:32 pm

Sometime ago I admitted that the Superwatty name was registered to me on this board. I also explained the reason I registered it was that I have a strong aversion to the poster on Rivals of the same name, and that I registered it to give him/she/it less credence should he/she/it ever decide to post on this board. I didn't want him ruining this board with his smart assed vitriolic views. I also said that I had and never would post on here using the name Superwatty. That is still the case I have never posted using the name of Superwatty, and having just checked, can confirm it is still registered to one of my email addresses.

How come then a post has been made by Superwatty in this thread because it certainly wasn't by me. I can only assume that there has been some sort of system error where the comment has been attributed to the wrong poster. Perhaps Mr I can look into this.

Finally I can confirm that Mr Tickhill, just like me is not the Superwatty from Rivals, just an ardent committed Poolie. A number of other posters on here know him also and can confirm the same.

grabec · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 1:34 pm

Gordon, this is so last February....... :grin:

grabec · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 1:38 pm

ElvisAintDead wrote:

Having spoken to Tickhill Poolie, I know for a fact he isn't Superwatty.

To be valid, a missing premiss would have to be inserted here. As in:

I have spoken to Tickhill Poolie
No-one I have spoken to is both Tickhill and Superwatty
Therefore I know for a fact that Tickhill is not Superwatty

SuperGordonWatson · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 1:48 pm

grabec wrote:

Gordon, this is so last February....... :grin:

Very true Grabby!

I know Mr Tickhill is pissed off with it, and I'm pissed off that a post I didn't make has been attributed to the name I registered!

Who ever Superwatty is he must be laughing because these days he doesn't have to post and he still winds people up rage

TickhillPoolie · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 2:21 pm

grabec wrote:

ElvisAintDead wrote:

Having spoken to Tickhill Poolie, I know for a fact he isn't Superwatty.

To be valid, a missing premiss would have to be inserted here. As in:

I have spoken to Tickhill Poolie
No-one I have spoken to is both Tickhill and Superwatty
Therefore I know for a fact that Tickhill is not Superwatty

I agree that something needs inserting.............I wouldn't refer to it as a missing premiss though. :roll:

JohnnyMars · **Joined:** Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:24 am **Posts:** 2471

I'd rather have Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub...

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 4:00 pm

It was a joke Tickle :laugh:

TickhillPoolie · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 5:07 pm

townendtimmy wrote:

It was a joke Tickle :laugh:

I know it was Timmy. It's just getting a bit stale now though. :wink:

Spender · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 6:00 pm

JohnnyMars wrote:

I'd rather have Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub...

Everyone's had Dibble..... :roll:

Arnison, Dimi, and Boyd

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