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MutleyRules
 Post subject: I'm Never Gonna' Pack In Smoking Again!!!!
PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 2:18 am 
I've put over a stone on in weight and I can't fasten the top button on any of my jeans....about 14 pairs!!!! :evil: banghead :evil:

Plus my sinuses have been playing up all the time since I packed in!!!! banghead :evil: banghead

BASTARDS!!!! banghead banghead

But apart from that....the best thing I ever done!!!! :grin:


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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: I'm Never Gonna' Pack In Smoking Again!!!!
PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 2:22 am 
'Bastards'???? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

How come I can say it???? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead :laugh:


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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: I'm Never Gonna' Pack In Smoking Again!!!!
PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 9:52 am 
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But if you've packed in and don't start again then how can you ever pack in again anyway? sctatchinghead

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TickhillPoolie
 Post subject: Re: I'm Never Gonna' Pack In Smoking Again!!!!
PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 9:54 am 
MutleyRules wrote:
I've put over a stone on in weight and I can't fasten the top button on any of my jeans....about 14 pairs!!!! :evil: banghead :evil:

Plus my sinuses have been playing up all the time since I packed in!!!! banghead :evil: banghead

BASTARDS!!!! banghead banghead

But apart from that....the best thing I ever done!!!! :grin:

Well done for packing in the weed mutts. clappp clappp clappp . Now your next target is to curb your intake of food ( could hear Dibbs taking deep breaths at this point) :laugh:
Curbing your intake of food means closing your gob now and then. :wink: . you should have no trou.....................no wait sctatchinghead sctatchinghead sctatchinghead :shock: :shock: :shock: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: I'm Never Gonna' Pack In Smoking Again!!!!
PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 10:09 am 
Mr Ripper wrote:
But if you've packed in and don't start again then how can you ever pack in again anyway? sctatchinghead


It's Mutleylogic. You know it makes sense :wink:
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mouldy old dough
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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 5:12 pm 
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MutleyRules wrote:
I've put over a stone on in weight and I can't fasten the top button on any of my jeans....about 14 pairs!!!! :evil: banghead :evil:

Plus my sinuses have been playing up all the time since I packed in!!!! banghead :evil: banghead

BASTARDS!!!! banghead banghead

But apart from that....the best thing I ever done!!!! :grin:
I've put over a stone on in weight and I can't fasten the top button on any of my jeans....about 14 pairs!!!!

do you want to borrow my old strides mutters. rolfl rolfl rolfl

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Spender
 Post subject: Re: I'm Never Gonna' Pack In Smoking Again!!!!
PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 5:22 pm 
Could be worse......you could be Mr Parmo..... bbolt
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TalbotAvenger
 Post subject: Re: I'm Never Gonna' Pack In Smoking Again!!!!
PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 5:47 pm 
MutleyRules wrote:
I've put over a stone on in weight and I can't fasten the top button on any of my jeans....about 14 pairs!!!! :evil: banghead :evil:

Plus my sinuses have been playing up all the time since I packed in!!!! banghead :evil: banghead

BASTARDS!!!! banghead banghead

But apart from that....the best thing I ever done!!!! :grin:



Smokers are jokers
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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: I'm Never Gonna' Pack In Smoking Again!!!!
PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 6:37 pm 
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TalbotAvenger wrote:
Smokers are jokers


Wow, how long did it take you to think of that one? :roll:

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TalbotAvenger
 Post subject: Re: I'm Never Gonna' Pack In Smoking Again!!!!
PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 7:14 pm 
Mr Ripper wrote:
TalbotAvenger wrote:
Smokers are jokers


Wow, how long did it take you to think of that one? :roll:



Not long my right wing friend, I post it as a reply to all smoking related threads, and I admit I stole it from Rod and Todd
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Jonny
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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 7:49 pm 
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With the money that you have saved from quitting smoking why don't you join a gym? Then you could work off your kite - just a thought...... bbolt
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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: I'm Never Gonna' Pack In Smoking Again!!!!
PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 11:14 pm 
TalbotAvenger wrote:
Mr Ripper wrote:
TalbotAvenger wrote:
Smokers are jokers


Wow, how long did it take you to think of that one? :roll:



Not long my right wing friend,


:laugh: rolfl rolfl rolfl :laugh:
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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: I'm Never Gonna' Pack In Smoking Again!!!!
PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 11:15 pm 
Jonny wrote:
why don't you join a gym?


Wash your mouth out young man!!!! :evil: :laugh:


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Mr Irrelevant
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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 9:11 am 
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Who ate all the pies
Who ate all the pies
you fat Mutley
you fat Mutley
You ate all the pies.

Now Parmo can shout 'hoy tubs' at someone.
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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: I'm Never Gonna' Pack In Smoking Again!!!!
PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 11:24 am 
My mate at work has started calling me....'Pol Pot'!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

:laugh:


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no6bus
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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 12:12 pm 
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sure it isnt "hot pot"

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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 8:09 pm 
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I'm not going to be fat waster for much longer.




I'm going to be a huge fat waster instead. :grin:

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BillinghamPoolie
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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 11:13 pm 
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MutleyRules wrote:
Jonny wrote:
why don't you join a gym?


Wash your mouth out young man!!!! :evil: :laugh:


If not the Gym Muttley, how about getting to the 5-a-side more regularly. bbolt

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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: I'm Never Gonna' Pack In Smoking Again!!!!
PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 9:50 am 
BillinghamPoolie wrote:
MutleyRules wrote:
Jonny wrote:
why don't you join a gym?


Wash your mouth out young man!!!! :evil: :laugh:


If not the Gym Muttley, how about getting to the 5-a-side more regularly. bbolt


I would love to but with our lasses shifts it's not possible....unless I take the bairn along!!!! confised :grin: :grin: :grin:

No reason why not like....If it's ok with Mr.Dough!!!! :grin: :grin:


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