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 Post subject: Joey Barton Jailed
PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 12:45 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Joey Barton Jailed
PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 1:13 pm 
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Shame, looks such a lovely innocent lad and always keeps out of trouble. :roll:
He'll come out in a few months and get in more trouble no doubt.


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 Post subject: Re: Joey Barton Jailed
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Although do you not think it's a bit of a fiddle / deal that most (if not all) of his sentence will be served during the summer?

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 Post subject: Re: Joey Barton Jailed
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Guarenteed he'll be out for the 1st fixtures, keep fit in jail and have an army of minders to keep him right. :evil:

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 Post subject: Re: Joey Barton Jailed
PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 4:27 pm 
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Guarenteed he'll be out for the 1st fixtures, keep fit in jail and have an army of minders to keep him right. :evil:



I hope he gets bummed up the bum, is that politically incorrect???


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 Post subject: Re: Joey Barton Jailed
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The Lightning Tree wrote:
Guarenteed he'll be out for the 1st fixtures, keep fit in jail and have an army of minders to keep him right. :evil:



I hope he gets bummed up the bum, is that politically incorrect???


I hope that some big bastad tears his arsehole from his scrotum to his shoulder blades.

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 Post subject: Re: Joey Barton Jailed
PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 5:41 pm 
You said that hurt really bad when Big Vern did that to you... :shock: :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: Joey Barton Jailed
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With a bit of luck someone inside will do him an injury where he can't play football again.


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 Post subject: Re: Joey Barton Jailed
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Did he have any offences taken into account.........like strimmer theft or owt.

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 Post subject: Re: Joey Barton Jailed
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TalbotAvenger wrote:
The Lightning Tree wrote:
Guarenteed he'll be out for the 1st fixtures, keep fit in jail and have an army of minders to keep him right. :evil:



I hope he gets bummed up the bum, is that politically incorrect???


LOL, how else can you get bummed :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Joey Barton Jailed
PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 8:28 pm 
he will be out in 30 days


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 Post subject: Re: Joey Barton Jailed
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he will be out in 30 days


Yeah but he could get bummed plenty of times in that period!

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 Post subject: Re: Joey Barton Jailed
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he will be out in 30 days


Yeah but he could get bummed plenty of times in that period!



He'll serve more than 30 days surely.

Unless you mean that he'll have been bummed that many times by then that he'll have "come out of the closet" / "be out" by then?

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 Post subject: Re: Joey Barton Jailed
PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 8:51 pm 
tigro wrote:
he will be out in 30 days



You are the man with 'inside' info, so I believe this, just like Wilson was due to leave the club three weeks last Monday, FACT!!!, you are always on the money!


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 Post subject: Re: Joey Barton Jailed
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gravedisorder wrote:
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he will be out in 30 days


Yeah but he could get bummed plenty of times in that period!


It will look like he is on his period after 'Tyson' gets hold of him


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 Post subject: Re: Joey Barton Jailed
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You said that hurt really bad when Big Vern did that to you... :shock: :shock:


You know BIG Vern as well do you. :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Joey Barton Jailed
PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 9:57 am 
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Usual sentencing means doing half of your sentence inside and half as a community sentence. Good behaviour means you can apply to come out early - one month early methinks.
So if he behaves, and considering he has a job and career to come out to, he may be out after two months. That is of course, presuming he isnt bummed to death

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 Post subject: Re: Joey Barton Jailed
PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 9:59 am 
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Usual sentencing means doing half of your sentence inside and half as a community sentence. Good behaviour means you can apply to come out early - one month early methinks.
So if he behaves, and considering he has a job and career to come out to, he may be out after two months. That is of course, presuming he isnt bummed to death



So he ends upp painting fences or doing football in the community, on full pay no doubt while he is in the nick

The law is an arsehole


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 Post subject: Re: Joey Barton Jailed
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This story really baffles me. i feel that the jury have tried to make an example out of Barton just because he is a footballer! OK he is a thug and probably deserves a term inside, but:

If he was a smack head he would have got a slap on the wrist and community service
If it was a general member of the public who beat that kid up again community service

lets think of the scenario, it was 5am or something and a 16 year old scouser was the victim? i think BArton could have been intimidated and i am not condoning his behaviour, but i strongly feel he has been made a scapegoat. at the end of the day what the fcuk was a 16 year old doing out at that rediculous hour?


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 Post subject: Re: Joey Barton Jailed
PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 11:19 am 
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This story really baffles me. i feel that the jury have tried to make an example out of Barton just because he is a footballer! OK he is a thug and probably deserves a term inside, but:

If he was a smack head he would have got a slap on the wrist and community service
If it was a general member of the public who beat that kid up again community service

lets think of the scenario, it was 5am or something and a 16 year old scouser was the victim? i think BArton could have been intimidated and i am not condoning his behaviour, but i strongly feel he has been made a scapegoat. at the end of the day what the fcuk was a 16 year old doing out at that rediculous hour?



The term given is fair enough, he was already on probation, wasn't he

It wasn't just a scrap with a pissed up sixteen year old he had drunk nearly fifteen pints and punched the kid in the face with enough force to knock most of his teeth out

And lets face facts, he isn't going to loose his job, he will no doubt still get paid whilst in the jug..


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 Post subject: Re: Joey Barton Jailed
PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 1:28 am 
Being a Footballer must be the ONLY Job in the world where you can get sent to Jail for a violent offence and not only will you have the same job to come out to....you still get paid whilst being inside getting bummed!!!! sctatchinghead sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

EEeeeee....It's a strange world innit eh?!?! confised confised

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