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Salty · **Posted:** Sat May 03, 2008 4:07 pm

is it too early???

feeling less than supersonic though

Salty · **Posted:** Sat May 03, 2008 4:25 pm

ok, but if I get drunk its your fault!! :grin:

aido87 · **Posted:** Sat May 03, 2008 4:35 pm

isn't gin a lass's drink ?

HUFCWop · **Joined:** Tue May 22, 2007 7:30 am **Posts:** 373

that depends on whether there's owt else to drink

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat May 03, 2008 6:54 pm

I've just finished reading a book about an alcholic and he drank Turps, Hairspray, Aftershave, Boot Polish etc etc!!!! :shock:

He said the Hairspray solidifys in your stomach into jagged pieces of plasticy type stuff and cuts your throat to bits when you spew up!!!! :shock:

So no matter what you haven't got in the house....don't drink Hairspray!!!! :laugh:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sat May 03, 2008 7:24 pm

does anyone remember that lunatic from Boro who drank petrol straight from the pumps?

alybaba · **Posted:** Sat May 03, 2008 7:54 pm

Yeah called him Vin Diesel refred

alybaba · **Posted:** Sat May 03, 2008 7:56 pm

Or was it the singer out of the Petrolheads refred

Salty · **Posted:** Sat May 03, 2008 10:47 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

I've just finished reading a book about an alcholic and he drank Turps, Hairspray, Aftershave, Boot Polish etc etc!!!! :shock:

He said the Hairspray solidifys in your stomach into jagged pieces of plasticy type stuff and cuts your throat to bits when you spew up!!!! :shock:

So no matter what you haven't got in the house....don't drink Hairspray!!!! :laugh:

I got duped into drinking aftershave once......... :uhoh:

its minging!! :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun May 04, 2008 12:43 am

But I bet your breath smelt nice....unless it was 'Blue Stratos'!!!! :laugh:

Gin