Football season ends tomorrow

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2008 8:42 pm

Will anyone on here be watching local league cricket or playing for the next three months and who will you be watching/playing for? I will be at Welfare Park tomorrow to watch Pools play Blackhall and I bet it's more entertaining than the football! :shock:

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2008 8:49 pm

I have a life thank you. And who the f**k are you anyway? Cricket is booming at the moment, look at the IPL you buffoon. rage

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37204

Cricket......

...it's all making sense now.

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2008 8:54 pm

I will be mostly working or shopping at Asda. On my saturdays nearly as sad as watching cricket :laugh:

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2008 8:55 pm

Don't you think it's good watching cricket on a hot sunny day with a nice cold beer in your hand, looking at the blit and gush in the ground?

Jonny · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2008 9:37 pm

Are Seaton Carew CC at home? i might have a look down i they are....

jockthemonkey · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2008 10:28 pm

chip fireball wrote:

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

Don't you think it's good watching cricket on a hot sunny day with a nice cold beer in your hand, looking at the blit and gush in the ground?

couple of obvious flaws there. you are assuming :

a) gorgeous women flock in their droves to watch blackhall play cricket.

b) in the unlikely event that they do, that they are going to be charmed by a tubby, balding, thirtysomething, bore who uses words like blit and gush.

gonna go out on a limb here and hazard a guess, but do any of these statements apply ?

1) i dont get out much

2) i am single

3) i spend long hours staring at porn on my computer

you dont say :shock:

would never have guessed :laugh:

tom-pie · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2008 10:41 pm

ill be playing for billingham synthonia :uhoh:

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2008 10:49 pm

Don't give me the cold shoulder Marcus Areyourealius :laugh:

jockthemonkey · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2008 10:58 pm

what are we to do with ourselves for the next 2 month,s

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37204

chip fireball wrote:

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

Don't you think it's good watching cricket on a hot sunny day with a nice cold beer in your hand, looking at the blit and gush in the ground?

couple of obvious flaws there. you are assuming :

a) gorgeous women flock in their droves to watch blackhall play cricket.

b) in the unlikely event that they do, that they are going to be charmed by a tubby, balding, thirtysomething, bore who uses words like blit and gush.

gonna go out on a limb here and hazard a guess, but do any of these statements apply ?

1) i dont get out much

2) i am single

3) i spend long hours staring at porn on my computer

His screen has variable speed wipers and a washer bottle. :shock:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37204

jockthemonkey wrote:

what are we to do with ourselves for the next 2 month,s

oh I suppose we'll think of something................HOLIDAYS clappp

... well that's a week sorted sadx

jockthemonkey · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2008 11:05 pm

Snowy wrote:

jockthemonkey wrote:

what are we to do with ourselves for the next 2 month,s

oh I suppose we'll think of something................HOLIDAYS clappp

... well that's a week sorted sadx

just like that

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2008 11:07 pm

chip fireball wrote:

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

Don't you think it's good watching cricket on a hot sunny day with a nice cold beer in your hand, looking at the blit and gush in the ground?

couple of obvious flaws there. you are assuming :

a) gorgeous women flock in their droves to watch blackhall play cricket.

b) in the unlikely event that they do, that they are going to be charmed by a tubby, balding, thirtysomething, bore who uses words like blit and gush.

gonna go out on a limb here and hazard a guess, but do any of these statements apply ?

1) i dont get out much

2) i am single

3) i spend long hours staring at porn on my computer

Awww you've sussed me Chip

Having said that cricket is almost as wnak as golf

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37204

jockthemonkey wrote:

Snowy wrote:

jockthemonkey wrote:

what are we to do with ourselves for the next 2 month,s

oh I suppose we'll think of something................HOLIDAYS clappp

... well that's a week sorted sadx

just like that

We can moan about the weather and how we want it replacing with better weather. :wink:

jockthemonkey · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2008 11:12 pm

is that all you want replacing

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37204

I'll do a full list at work tomorrow. :laugh:

jockthemonkey · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2008 11:19 pm

Snowy wrote:

I'll do a full list at work tomorrow. :laugh:

tomorrow i thought monday was the big day :shock:

or will we get a preview on the bunker :laugh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37204

jockthemonkey wrote:

Snowy wrote:

I'll do a full list at work tomorrow. :laugh:

tomorrow i thought monday was the big day :shock:

or will we get a preview on the bunker :laugh:

Monday.....

jockthemonkey · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2008 11:27 pm

Snowy wrote:

jockthemonkey wrote:

Snowy wrote:

I'll do a full list at work tomorrow. :laugh:

tomorrow i thought monday was the big day :shock:

or will we get a preview on the bunker :laugh:

Monday.....

the impending statement release by the cliq sorry the club :laugh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37204

That's news to me...hmmmm

...they'll probably anouce the chips are going up :laugh:

jockthemonkey · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2008 11:32 pm

Snowy wrote:

That's news to me...hmmmm

...they'll probably anouce the chips are going up :laugh:

no i herd they are going healthy chips with 50% less fat rolf

we can eat twice as many rolf

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37204

...and 100% less taste, if it says healthy eating on the label . :laugh:

jockthemonkey · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2008 11:41 pm

Snowy wrote:

...and 100% less taste, if it says healthy eating on the label . :laugh:

no they realy do work dutch invention but on sale in the uk only works in the thicker type british chip from farm frittes clappp

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat May 03, 2008 1:32 am

chip fireball wrote:

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

Don't you think it's good watching cricket on a hot sunny day with a nice cold beer in your hand, looking at the blit and gush in the ground?

couple of obvious flaws there. you are assuming :

a) gorgeous women flock in their droves to watch blackhall play cricket.

b) in the unlikely event that they do, that they are going to be charmed by a tubby, balding, thirtysomething, bore who uses words like blit and gush.

gonna go out on a limb here and hazard a guess, but do any of these statements apply ?

1) i dont get out much

2) i am single

3) i spend long hours staring at porn on my computer

I haven't read any of the other replies yet but....

:laugh:

All hail Mr.Chip....he's Great!!!! :grin:

Football season ends tomorrow

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