Did you read that stuff in the paper the other day about different languages using different parts of your brain?
It claimed that if you had a stroke that saw off the English-speaking part of your brain, you could still chat away quite happily in mandarin (assuming, of course, you knew it already). So when we're all nonagenarians, Poolie Kev will be the sole vocalist.......

Some people, eh. If they fell in a sewer they would come up smelling of roses

the cure for Alzheimer's then is is to learn Chinese. Would Chinese people have to learn to speak English?

No, silly, there'd be no point, if they were going to have a stroke

Is that people who don't eat nuns?? You'll never get the Weaze or Mr I in that particular club.......

you don't fool us, trying to speak Scottish

Isn't that a type of orange

leck mich am arsch