Try to cut down on the masterbation.

Surely you must know it's too much when your arm is nearly hanging off and all that you're getting out is crystalised salt.

more of a secretion, really.
I'm eating a bag of cheese and onion crisps, and a handful of Mexican Ilchester (surely a paradoxical name)?

Cracking one off is the only satisfactory solution he has found for making bigger gaps between snacks......it's a big skill is typing with one hand when the vibration level goes beyond 6 on the Richter scale.....