Username:  
Password:  
Register 
It is currently Sat Jun 21, 2025 4:50 pm

Board index » The Poolie Bunker » The Ripper & Monkeybutt Forum

All times are UTC [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 1 of 1
  [ 20 posts ] 
  Print view Previous topic | Next topic 
Author Message
Fetish_Bob
 Post subject: What you reckon is
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:32 pm 
Offline
Partially Top Guano Man
User avatar

Joined: Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:09 pm
Posts: 11204
Location: i am busy right now, can i ignore you some other time?
The silliest advertising slogan and why................

I'll go for the pringles........."Once you pop you cant stop"..............If thats the case why do they give you a resealable lid on the tube.

_________________
I was awoken last night by Darlo fans in the street playing football with a hedgehog
I was absolutely digusted and about to call the RSPCA when the hedgehog went 1-0 up.

Top
 Profile  
 
Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: What you reckon is
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:35 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:20 am
Posts: 18484
Location: Up Jack's Arse in America
Either Vauxhall's "Fall in love with driving again" or Peugeot's "The drive of your life". rolfl rolfl rolfl

Have you ever driven a Vauxhall or a Peugeot?! :shock: :laugh: stpid

_________________
Deep down inside you know I'm always right

NOTE: Any statements made by me are, for the avoidance of doubt and arseyness, my opinion and not necessarily absolute fact nor are they necessarily shared by the people who own and run this board

Top
 Profile  
 
mreeve85
 Post subject: Re: What you reckon is
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:35 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:37 pm
Posts: 104
Lynx........'Spray more, get more'

I am yet to 'get more' depite the numerous times i have 'sprayed more'
Top
 Profile  
 
Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: What you reckon is
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:38 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:20 am
Posts: 18484
Location: Up Jack's Arse in America
mreeve85 wrote:
Lynx........'Spray more, get more'

I am yet to 'get more' depite the numerous times i have 'sprayed more'


They probably have small print along the lines of polishing a turd. :wink:

_________________
Deep down inside you know I'm always right

NOTE: Any statements made by me are, for the avoidance of doubt and arseyness, my opinion and not necessarily absolute fact nor are they necessarily shared by the people who own and run this board

Top
 Profile  
 
Obafemi Obsession
 Post subject: Re: What you reckon is
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:40 pm 
Go to work on an egg. Or as we Poolies say "go to work on a negg". How can you got to work on a negg? Surely a car or bike is better? :roll:
Top
  
 
Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: What you reckon is
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:42 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:20 am
Posts: 18484
Location: Up Jack's Arse in America
"A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat" :shock: bbolt

_________________
Deep down inside you know I'm always right

NOTE: Any statements made by me are, for the avoidance of doubt and arseyness, my opinion and not necessarily absolute fact nor are they necessarily shared by the people who own and run this board

Top
 Profile  
 
Obafemi Obsession
 Post subject: Re: What you reckon is
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:44 pm 
Mr Ripper wrote:
"A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat" :shock: bbolt


Didn't Len Fairclough once say that?
sctatchinghead
Top
  
 
Montpoolier
 Post subject: Re: What you reckon is
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:45 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:46 am
Posts: 16992
Location: The people's democratic illegal republic of Catalonia
I can't remember what the advert was for, but I saw one recently on the lines of
"[this product] washes your clothes twice as clean"

What the fook is "twice as clean"? sctatchinghead

_________________
No, your children are not the special ones.
(Nor is your dog.)

Top
 Profile  
 
Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: What you reckon is
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:45 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:20 am
Posts: 18484
Location: Up Jack's Arse in America
Obafemi Obsession wrote:
Mr Ripper wrote:
"A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat" :shock: bbolt


Didn't Len Fairclough once say that?
sctatchinghead


Don't know who he is, but i think that they used to sing it in parenting classes in Diddlesbrough.

_________________
Deep down inside you know I'm always right

NOTE: Any statements made by me are, for the avoidance of doubt and arseyness, my opinion and not necessarily absolute fact nor are they necessarily shared by the people who own and run this board

Top
 Profile  
 
Mr Irrelevant
 Post subject: Re: What you reckon is
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:56 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm
Posts: 22642
Don't know about the worst but this was one of the classics.
Top
 Profile  
 
Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: What you reckon is
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:58 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:20 am
Posts: 18484
Location: Up Jack's Arse in America
Mr I wrote:
Don't know about the worst but this was one of the classics.


What was? sctatchinghead

_________________
Deep down inside you know I'm always right

NOTE: Any statements made by me are, for the avoidance of doubt and arseyness, my opinion and not necessarily absolute fact nor are they necessarily shared by the people who own and run this board

Top
 Profile  
 
Mr Irrelevant
 Post subject: Re: What you reckon is
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:00 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm
Posts: 22642
You and your shite computer!
Top
 Profile  
 
yloop
 Post subject: Re: What you reckon is
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:53 pm 
That stairlift advert where the woman puts her ironing on there and sends it upstairs from the bottom.... who's collecting it like?! she'd have to walk up the stairs to take it back off!!! banghead
Top
  
 
appleyapper
 Post subject: Re: What you reckon is
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:14 pm 
Offline

Joined: Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:25 pm
Posts: 483
COME ON THE SHAKE AND VAC ONE WAS PITIFUL TOTALLY NAFF THAT SONG ARGHHH!!!!!!!!!!! rage rage rage rage
Top
 Profile  
 
Poolie of Kent
 Post subject: Re: What you reckon is
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:24 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:09 pm
Posts: 8066
Location: Five minutes from the Priestfield Stadium.
What this one you mean, appleyapper !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8CTscW3dpI

Brilliant legendary advert.

"Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet"

"And all because the lady loves Milk Tray"

All these adverts were on before I was born, yet they are still remembered, aren't they ?
Top
 Profile  
 
parmopooly
 Post subject: Re: What you reckon is
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:12 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:54 pm
Posts: 13354
Location: on me bike
can anyone remember the tobacco advert where the woman becomes very pleased and strts smiling at all the smoke being blown across her by the gadgie smoking his pipe? rolfl rolfl clappp clappp

_________________
personal assistant to Nelson the German Shepherd

Top
 Profile  
 
grabec
 Post subject: Re: What you reckon is
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:16 pm 
parmopooly wrote:
can anyone remember the tobacco advert where the woman becomes very pleased and strts smiling at all the smoke being blown across her by the gadgie smoking his pipe? rolfl rolfl clappp clappp



Ah yes. The Condor moment :sweeeet:
Top
  
 
parmopooly
 Post subject: Re: What you reckon is
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:33 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:54 pm
Posts: 13354
Location: on me bike
it wasn't you in the ad was it Mrs G?? :shock:

_________________
personal assistant to Nelson the German Shepherd

Top
 Profile  
 
appleyapper
 Post subject: Re: What you reckon is
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:04 pm 
Offline

Joined: Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:25 pm
Posts: 483
OH NO KENTISH POOLIE I WILL HAVE THAT TUNE IN MY HEAD FOR EVER NOW ARGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Top
 Profile  
 
Snowy
 Post subject: Re: What you reckon is
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:15 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm
Posts: 37203
All adverts for cosmetics seem to have some scientific sounding additive to impress... the best was the one that quoted a pH so low that in practice its acidity would dissolve your head :laugh:

_________________
It’s what he does….. he’s a terrier.

Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 1 of 1
  [ 20 posts ] 

Board index » The Poolie Bunker » The Ripper & Monkeybutt Forum

All times are UTC [ DST ]

Gadgies online

Dodgepots browsing this forum: ALMoody, BansteadPoolie, BarryHarris57, Bluestreak, bobby lemonade, congress_tart, dstanley5, Essex poolie, Ethel Cardew, Evertonian, garthwd, Jamie1952, JBPoolie, jonnyraf, Mulvaney, MutleyRules, Ozzy Saltburn, poolie1966, Poolie27, Pooliebod, Pools-on-trent, Pooly_Imp, PTID, Robbie10, Sandman, Sedgefield Poolie, Splod, stupoolie, Tonto1968 and 235 guests

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Jump to:  







The Bunker. The only HUFC forum with correct spelling and grammar.