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Fetish_Bob
 Post subject: Schoolgirl error
PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 11:07 pm 
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By a certain lady from this board.( namely Miss Tigga) who travelled with us and made the mistake of leaving her phone in the Limo.

Her phone sent a message to a friend of her's which read

"I want you big boy"

She tried to work out why she had got a message which read

"Are you sure this is ****" the name shall remain between us as as far as she was concerned nothing had been sent to him.

She did learn though from this simple error as her phone never left her side for the rest of the day.

What we still need to work out though is what did the person replying mean by his reply, was it

1 Are you sure you want me or

2 Are you sure Im a big boy.

All answer's to Miss Tigga care of this board.

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Miss Tigga
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You bloody sods the lot of you!!

My number was also getting passed around as I was receiving various texts from unknown numbers. Think I managed to figure them out in the end though!! :wink:
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Tax Paying Poolie
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Rule 1 when travelling with the CFE- never leave your mobile alone!

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Obafemi Obsession
 Post subject: Re: Schoolgirl error
PostPosted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:44 pm 
How old's Miss Tigga? Is she fit like? :wink:
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Obafemi Obsession wrote:
How old's Miss Tigga? Is she fit like? :wink:


(Miss Tigga, please close your eyes while I write this...)

I think the word that best answers your second question is YES.

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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Schoolgirl error
PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:47 pm 
I've..... :uhoh:

Errmmm....I've....... :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:

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Miss Tigga
 Post subject: Re: Schoolgirl error
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Tax Paying Poolie wrote:
Rule 1 when travelling with the CFE- never leave your mobile alone!



I learnt that one early on. However, it's no good laying the rules dowm down now seeing as it was yourself who started it all!!
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Miss Tigga
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ElvisAintDead wrote:
See, this is what happens when I'm not there Miss Tigga. Don't travel away without me again, otherwise you may end up in Stanley with Bob. rolfl



You should have come. Besides the match it was a fun day out. And as to ending up in Stanely with Bob how do you know I haven't already?! :wink:
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Tax Paying Poolie
 Post subject: Re: Schoolgirl error
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Miss Tigga wrote:
Tax Paying Poolie wrote:
Rule 1 when travelling with the CFE- never leave your mobile alone!



I learnt that one early on. However, it's no good laying the rules dowm down now seeing as it was yourself who started it all!!


:laugh: :laugh:

You didn't see where I mislayed my CD's did you?!

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Miss Tigga
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Tax Paying Poolie wrote:
Miss Tigga wrote:
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Rule 1 when travelling with the CFE- never leave your mobile alone!



I learnt that one early on. However, it's no good laying the rules dowm down now seeing as it was yourself who started it all!!


:laugh: :laugh:

You didn't see where I mislayed my CD's did you?!


No, they were down the other end. Gof probably swiped them away to Portugal with him. You tried ringing the limo firm to see if they still have them?
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Tax Paying Poolie
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Miss Tigga wrote:
No, they were down the other end. Gof probably swiped them away to Portugal with him. You tried ringing the limo firm to see if they still have them?


Fryer travel is on the case!

banghead banghead

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Miss Tigga
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Hope you get them back.

Might copy some! :wink:
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Miss Tigga wrote:
ElvisAintDead wrote:
See, this is what happens when I'm not there Miss Tigga. Don't travel away without me again, otherwise you may end up in Stanley with Bob. rolfl



You should have come. Besides the match it was a fun day out. And as to ending up in Stanely with Bob how do you know I haven't already?! :wink:


Now now Miss Tigga what goes on tour stays on tour :laugh: Looks like we got away with Elvis having his gig cancelled otherwise we'd be talk of the Vic and every away game next season.

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Tax Paying Poolie
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Miss Tigga wrote:
Hope you get them back.

Might copy some! :wink:


You probably already have!

Expensive day

Limo- 45 quid
match ticket- 15 quid
drink-50 quid
10 lost cd's- 80 quid
watching 0-0 at Bristol Rovers- PRICELESS! :uhoh: :uhoh:

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Fetish_Bob
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Tax Paying Poolie wrote:
Miss Tigga wrote:
Hope you get them back.

Might copy some! :wink:


You probably already have!

Expensive day

Limo- 45 quid
match ticket- 15 quid
drink-50 quid
10 lost cd's- 80 quid
watching 0-0 at Bristol Rovers- PRICELESS! :uhoh: :uhoh:



Drink £50 state you were in mate PRICELESS. CD's £80 the stuff i listened to in limo you were seen off there as well.

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Tax Paying Poolie
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Fetish_Bob wrote:
Tax Paying Poolie wrote:
Miss Tigga wrote:
Hope you get them back.

Might copy some! :wink:


You probably already have!

Expensive day

Limo- 45 quid
match ticket- 15 quid
drink-50 quid
10 lost cd's- 80 quid
watching 0-0 at Bristol Rovers- PRICELESS! :uhoh: :uhoh:



Drink £50 state you were in mate PRICELESS. CD's £80 the stuff i listened to in limo you were seen off there as well.


I hadn't sobered up much by 3am either! :roll: :roll: :uhoh:

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Miss Tigga
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I hadn't sobered up much by 3am either! :roll: :roll: :uhoh:


You were very very drunk. Amusing to watch mind! :wink:
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Miss Tigga
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Mr Man of Fetish. Did you get many pic on your camera? If I PM you my email address can you send me some please?
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Tax Paying Poolie
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Miss Tigga wrote:
Mr Man of Fetish. Did you get many pic on your camera? If I PM you my email address can you send me some please?


:shock: :shock: :shock:

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ElvisAintDead wrote:
Despite knowing you for a long, long time Tax-Payer, I've never actually known what music you like!

Let me guess what the cd's were....

I reckon you'll be into Floorfillers08, HedKandi and Ministry Of w**k, yeah??? rolfl


2 out of 3.

Joke!

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Tax Paying Poolie
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Miss Tigga wrote:
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I hadn't sobered up much by 3am either! :roll: :roll: :uhoh:


You were very very drunk. Amusing to watch mind! :wink:



The 2 day hangover wasn't very amusing however. banghead banghead

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Miss Tigga
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Mr Man of Fetish. Did you get many pic on your camera? If I PM you my email address can you send me some please?


:shock: :shock: :shock:



:shock: :uhoh: Oops. Just realised how that may be interpratrated!!! bbolt

I meant photos of the limo just incase anyone was wondering!!
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ElvisAintDead wrote:
Despite knowing you for a long, long time Tax-Payer, I've never actually known what music you like!

Let me guess what the cd's were....

I reckon you'll be into Floorfillers08, HedKandi and Ministry Of w**k, yeah??? rolfl


I reckon he is more of a Steps, Hearsay and Girls Aloud kind of gadgie :shock: :shock:
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Geordie pooly
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was miss tigga stood with about 5 blokes on the steps in front of that huge flag?

didn't notice many birds at the game like!
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Miss Tigga
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Geordie pooly wrote:
was miss tigga stood with about 5 blokes on the steps in front of that huge flag?

didn't notice many birds at the game like!



Yeah I was stood on the steps, there was me and 13 blokes!! I forgot my jacket so stole one for the duration of the match! :laugh:
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