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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Snake Bursts After Eating Aligator....
PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:39 pm 
In America!!!! :shock: :laugh:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4313978.stm

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PJ_Poolie
 Post subject: Re: Snake Bursts After Eating Aligator....
PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:42 pm 
Serves the greedy bastard right.

I bet it's Mam told it at some stage that's it's eyes are bigger than it's belly.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:42 pm 
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It's not just any snake , its a Dibblemamba. They're well known for being greedy fat gets.
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Is dibble fat like?

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He's as fat as you're intelligent.

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So he's huge? :laugh:

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...nearly right..... or maybe not.

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 Post subject: Re: Snake Bursts After Eating Aligator....
PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:33 pm 
over the past season since i've been reading and posting on the bunker the things i have read have lead me to the following conclusions,dibble likes his grub and i imagine him with pie and chips in one hand and large doner in the other whilst trying to carry a chinese for later if he gets peckish,
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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Snake Bursts After Eating Aligator....
PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:21 pm 
threepintwonder wrote:
over the past season since i've been reading and posting on the bunker the things i have read have lead me to the following conclusions,dibble likes his grub and i imagine him with pie and chips in one hand and large doner in the other whilst trying to carry a chinese for later if he gets peckish,


:roll: :roll: What Fecking Bullshit that is.... :roll: :roll:

You obviously haven't been reading the Bunker for that long!!!! :roll: :roll:


He hates Chinese....it will be an Indian he's trying to carry!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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townendtimmy
 Post subject: Re: Snake Bursts After Eating Aligator....
PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:09 pm 
Snowy wrote:
He's as fat as you're intelligent.


:roll: So DIbbles got anorexia now :grin:
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