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parmopooly
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poolpower
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 2:54 pm 
YOU ARE CRAP
AND YOUR JOKES ARE CRAP refred
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Mister Ed
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It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine on #1, visualizing my upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker.

"Would the gentleman on the Ladies Tee back up to the Men's Tee, please!!"

I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement--"Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S Tee kindly back up to the Men's Tee."

I finally stopped, turned, looked through the clubhouse window directly at the person with the mike and shouted back, "Would the person in the clubhouse kindly shut up and let me play my second shot?!"

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poolpower
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clap clap clap clap clap clap
mr edd knows how to tell a joke :laugh:
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parmopooly
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what's E.T. short for?
'cos he's only got little legs

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Spender
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Golf joke...... :roll: :roll: :roll:

Would the person on the tee, just welcome to the board and just....welcome to the board!!!!! :evil: :evil:
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