newts and farts

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:51 am

cant get pissed realistically, well suppose newts could if they wriggled into an aboned can of stella or summat, but still they vant get pissed, so why do we use the expression pissed as a fart/newt?!

for the record, 1 an a half bottles wine and 2 jack daniels and coke has me mortalled tonight!

i'm getting betterer/cheaper...s'all good

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:29 am

Newts are always pissed, the trouble making bastads - FACT!!!
You should hear the noise they are making outside of my house right now.

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:30 am

go in then stpid

newts and farts

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