please come and do my washing up for me asap. The sink is full

That reminds me, I'd better go and get the washing up done............

I mean go and get our lass to sort it.

My missius was so ill at the weekend, on saturday i had to carry her down stairs to make me breakfast.........................

Yeah, of course just let us know where to go, we'll all rush round with our little maids outfit on.
Do the washing up, hoovering, polishing,ironing and anything else we can help you with.

Fooking idiot.

bloody hell this section of the forum will come in handy

Wot about t windows mrs parmo while you there cause you got nowt better to do with your spear time

hasnt gravedisorder got his own woman t do his chores !!
mrs mutley ere

[quote="MutleyRules"]Wot about t windows mrs parmo while you there cause you got nowt better to do with your spear time

hasnt gravedigger got his own woman t do his chores !!
mrs mutley ere[/quo
Tell him Mrs Mutley.
But if I don't get time to finish Gravedisorders windows can you nip round after you've finished work tomorrow but before you go home to cook the tea, you must have a spare 30 seconds, when you're doing nowt else.
As for having his own woman Mr Gravedisorder may be gay, so he'll have to a nice boy to do his chores.