theres a woman down town today asking me if i wanted a bigger shoe! i think she is giving them away for a donation does any one know what thats about

Just say 'bless you.'

If that doesn't make her stop asking, say 'gezhundheit.'

If she still persists, say 'get a job you idle bitch....'

Isn't trying to sell a magazine outside of Asda a job, and a not very pleasant one, as almost everyone tries to pretend they haven't noticed you, especially at this time of year.

Yes but I'm one of those unforunates who're always being targetted by people selling biggershoes and also by other similar people doing surveys about Cornflakes and stuff. It's VERY annoying, always being harrassed and having to take avoiding action
I'm thinking of getting a disguise.....

A disguise seems like a bit of a chew on.

Why not just carry a hammer?

Has anyone read it? What's in it?

I dont know why Muttley but that made me my little lad takes the pee out of her everytime we go past, shes got one of those voices you just gotta laugh at. A bit like the woman who sells the matchday lottery tickets in the townend

I thought she was Welsh what about the other two toshers who stand near her as well....one who plays the bagpipes ....badly, and that mush who plays the flute.

Beggars