last nights bunker five a side

ptbap · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:40 pm

I am, once I've rested for a week or two.

kev_hufc · **Joined:** Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:23 am **Posts:** 514

I am. Evidently I need to get fit somehow so Bunker football seems like the best idea!

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Count me in forever.

Trapper · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:43 am **Posts:** 508

Don't want to rock the boat but a Wednesday is a bad night for me.

:uhoh:

Thursday or a Friday would suit me better. :wink:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:22 pm

Friday?

FRIDAY?!

Friday is for getting drunk!

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3115

chip fireball wrote:

down to the bare bones last night. only ten turned up and poor mr mouldy had to go off injured halfway through.

Can't you bring in players on loan, now that Mr. Wilson has shown us how? What about Collins and Nelson to keep them match fit or Antwi to prepare him for his return to Liverpool?

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:32 pm

My other half wants to go but it's too faraway. The 5-aside he's in can hardly can ever get enough men and so keeps calling games off

Em, not that this post is much use :uhoh:

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Right who's the young lad in the white England shirt?

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

what time did you play last night

Kolley Kibber · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:05 pm

Yubep wrote:

Right who's the young lad in the white England shirt?

That'd be me.

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

what time did you play last night ?

aido87 · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:21 pm

don't sign for them, kolley. they're a team going nowhere :laugh:

wanchope, you old tapper-upper :wink:

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:01 pm

The Wednesday 8-30 5-a-side at brinky can be on a regular booking but only if i'm there to close up so if i cannot get there its a no no.
The cost is one english pound per person per session so is yeah or nay.

Jonny · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:02 pm

I'll be avialable from next week if you are struggling for numbers as long as you kick off at or after 8. What is the standard like? i am fairly rubbish......

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

How did you know aido!

Just wondering if your playing at the moment kolly for anyone.

I play for a sunday team better than aidos!

Kolley Kibber · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:55 pm

Yubep wrote:

How did you know aido!

Just wondering if your playing at the moment kolly for anyone.

I play for a sunday team better than aidos!

I live in Newcastle the majority of the time mate and only come home to work or go to match. I'll probably be moving home around June/July time so next season I'll be available (but probably playing for The Warrior).

katcha · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:38 pm

And mr chip if katcha scores more goals than him.....

my perfomances based on previous pools players

week 1 - ian clark (body and brain no - co-ordination)
week 2 - peter billing (brain ok - body not working)
week 3 - kevin henderson ( body catching up to brain - good shift)
week 4 - steven istead (wrong shoes - all huff n puff)
week 5 - ray kennedy (body caught up to brain, but brain not expecting it)

week 6 .... ???

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:46 pm

week 6 dick malone or derrick downing?

Kolley Kibber · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:48 pm

chip fireball wrote:

the standard is okay mr jonny. its just a bit of fun really. none of us take it too seriously.

apart from mr kolly who gets the hump if i score more goals than him. :wink:

Well, I've had a happy couple of weeks then haven't I!

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:45 am

mouldy old dough wrote:

The Wednesday 8-30 5-a-side at brinky can be on a regular booking but only if i'm there to close up so if i cannot get there its a no no.
The cost is one english pound per person per session so is yeah or nay.

Aye, get it booked up and make sure you can get there every week to close up! :wink:

ChunkyMonkey · **Joined:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:59 pm **Posts:** 569

chip fireball wrote:

the standard is okay mr jonny. its just a bit of fun really. none of us take it too seriously.

.

Wrong on all three counts.

Standard - slightly below Pools 1st half performance on Tuesday.

Fun - Can't breather properly for 2 hours afterwards, can't walk properly for 2 days afterwards - where's the fun in that.

Seriousness - Most of us take it deadly serious, we are just too knackered for it to appear so.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:49 am

aido87 wrote:

don't sign for them, kolley. they're a team going nowhere :laugh:

wanchope, you old tapper-upper :wink:

Hey Aido, I could play for your lot.

I'm a cross between Richie Barker and Joel Porter...

... I'm old, slow, crap in the air and prone to standing with my hand on my hip when team mates are not on the same wave length!

Kolley Kibber · **Posted:** Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:14 pm

chip fireball wrote:

Kolley Kibber wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

the standard is okay mr jonny. its just a bit of fun really. none of us take it too seriously.

apart from mr kolly who gets the hump if i score more goals than him. :wink:

Well, I've had a happy couple of weeks then haven't I!

i seen you miss a few the other night. me and the mayor were the ones doing all the scoring as i recall, while you were having your breather.

im gonna make you do some proper graft next week.

I missed the penalty and a couple of other chances that I should have tucked away admittedly, but I still put more than my fair share in the back of the net with exquisite aplomb. Who knows if we'll be on the same side?

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:31 pm

chip fireball wrote:

who indeed. that would be a novelty would it not ?

the old master and his young protege on opposite sides.

it would be like star wars.

tell you what...you can have aido on your team. :wink:

Be like star wars.......?

What

Complete shite>

katcha · **Posted:** Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:22 pm

more like steptoe n son

kk - i seem to remember someone saving your penner and not you missing it

theres a lot of bs flying around here, it be five a side with a 52 year old, a registered disabled, normally one or two u-16s, 2 or 3 chunky fellas who are showing up these skinny regular 'reasonable' level playing others with their resolve and finesse - :laugh:

katcha · **Posted:** Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:10 pm

i think me and his worship should replace antwi n humpreys in the backfour at the weekend

about as nimble

The Lightning Tree · **Joined:** Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:30 pm **Posts:** 5804

Me and 2 mates are up for it. I'll be in touch later to the date.

jockthemonkey · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:31 am

chip fireball wrote:

when me and mr mouldy were playing at the back last week our 2 man defence had a combined age of 96. :shock:

and there were still grumblings from the opposition that the sides weren't fair. rolfl

did not realise how young you are mr chip

because i know mouldy is 63 rolfl

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

chip fireball wrote:

young skinny kids like mr tax

Been a while since I was referred to as skinny!

I'm playing crap at the moment but its to be expected seeing as I have hardly kicked a ball in five years.

It won't be long before I'm sorted though and you'll see why people used to call me the 'White Pele'. rolfl

and it's nothing to do with his erection problem before some smart arse says it!

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I think we should all be allowed in the box now to perform fantastic goal line scissor kick clearences like mine last week!

At the end of the day it's a kick about, it's a bit of fitness and it's a laugh.

I'd prob miss it now if it got cancelled.

I live on my own so you guys are like my family, my kids, my pets, my brothers, my wifes.

Love you all.

x violin

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:32 am

I've been trying to get to a game but Wednesday's tend to be a bit hectic for me.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:18 pm

Son of BP, or Jonni to his friends wasn't feeling well on Wednesday,so we gave it a miss. We should be there this week, and if I can find a pair of trainers that fit, I might join in myself. Have you arranged that Physio yet Mouldy, I haven't played for god knows how many years, so will need treatment at some point.

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:19 pm

jockthemonkey wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

when me and mr mouldy were playing at the back last week our 2 man defence had a combined age of 96. :shock:

and there were still grumblings from the opposition that the sides weren't fair. rolfl

did not realise how young you are mr chip

because i know mouldy is 63 rolfl

63 you cheeky get Jock rolfl

mind you after 1 hour of footie i feel 63.
Dont worry BP Chips bag is like an aisle from Boots Transvason. Deep Heat. Ralgex. Firey Jack. Elastic Bandages and a pregnacy test kit not sure whats going on there like.

katcha · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:25 pm

an hour

when you last out an hour in you old get :laugh:

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:26 pm

No need for the last item, I had the 'snip' done years ago.

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:30 pm

katcha wrote:

an hour

when you last out an hour in you old get :laugh:

My watch must be wrong. clappp

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:51 pm

i can play next week but i need to sort some gear out and see what i can play footy in.

can i wear my leather hotpants, knee length boots and right said fred vest??

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 8:01 pm

Yes Bob thats better than Katcha's gear. rolfl

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:38 pm

Fetish_Bob wrote:

i can play next week but i need to sort some gear out and see what i can play footy in.

can i wear my leather hotpants, knee length boots and right said fred vest??

Maybe more will turn up then Bob rolfl

are you Lawrence in diguise :laugh:

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