I was reading a Newcastle programme from earlier in the season round at a mate's who had the misfortune to attend a fixture at Sid James Park. 'Big Sam' was waxing lyrical in his notes about Abdullah Faye's performance the week before saying he completed 28 headed clearances and had tackle completion rate of 76% and other mumbo jumbo Get a grip you daft damned bounder I bet you didn't have that at Notts County when you had Gary Strodder punting the fooker into the River Trent.

I hate coaches like Allerdyce who try and convince people that football is a complexed game.

Biggest puzzle of all....... why all those headsets, they're all sat together?