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 Post subject: Who's this clown trying to kid?!
PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:17 pm 
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"BBC director of sport Roger Mosey said he expected interest to remain high in the UK." stpid

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 209181.stm

The barmy thing is that they'll send shed loads of commentators etc on stupid amounts of our licence money for a jolly. :evil:

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 Post subject: Re: Who's this clown trying to kid?!
PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:57 pm 
Stop paying it then, and when you get to court say three things:

Jonathan Woss, BBC Radio 3 and that mincing queen Graeme Norton. :evil: :evil:

Look the Chairman of the bench in the eye and ask him if HE"D fookin pay....... sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

Mind, if he says David Attenborough, you're shafted..... :roll: :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Who's this clown trying to kid?!
PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:00 pm 
ADG wrote:
Pooliekev wrote:

Mind, if he says David Attenborough you're shafted..... :roll: :roll:


But my names not David Attenborough. :grin:


No, Sir, you're name is Big Fat bounder. :grin:

Or in Chinese.... bounder Big Fat. :sweeeet: :sweeeet:


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 Post subject: Re: Who's this clown trying to kid?!
PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:03 pm 
If the cap fits......... :roll: :roll: ..............

It's an eight and a quarter.... :sweeeet: :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: Who's this clown trying to kid?!
PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:07 pm 
Your cap size Fatty........... :grin: :grin:

I can feel a song coming on.....Cap Size Fatty, Oh Cap Size Fatty, Fatty Reggae......howay you ska-sters...sing along..... :sweeeet: :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Who's this clown trying to kid?!
PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:08 pm 
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Atteneborough...? I really don't care for nature programmes and the future of the tartan backed mountain gorilla in Umbongo is of no interest to me wahtsoever.....so there.
In fact I want the Japanese whaling fleet to piss off all those dungaree clad loons chasing them around the antarctic....Whales...? vermin of the sea. :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Who's this clown trying to kid?!
PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:11 pm 
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and the future of the tartan backed mountain gorilla in Umbongo is of no interest to me wahtsoever.....


It should be, 'cos if she divorces you and takes your pension, your house and that wheezing old Austin Princess, you're shagged...... :roll: :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Who's this clown trying to kid?!
PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:12 pm 
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STOP BUILDING MY HOPES UP :evil:

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 Post subject: Re: Who's this clown trying to kid?!
PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:17 pm 
That was her sniffing Attenboroughs armpit in the video wasn't it?? :wink:

The crimson lipstick was dead giveaway... :sweeeet:


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 Post subject: Re: Who's this clown trying to kid?!
PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:19 pm 
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you're only saying it cos you're on the other side of the world...... and think your 'safe'.... :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Who's this clown trying to kid?!
PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:20 pm 
Pooliekev wrote:
Your cap size Fatty........... :grin: :grin:

I can feel a song coming on.....Cap Size Fatty, Oh Cap Size Fatty, Fatty Reggae......howay you ska-sters...sing along..... :sweeeet: :laugh:


Reminds me of the old....very old....Joke....

Little Johnny comes home from school crying his eyes out and his Dad asks him what's wrong!!!!

He says 'All the kids keep calling Big Head Dad'!!!!

His Dad replies 'Just ignore them you daft get, now run down the shops and get 2stone of taties'!!!!

'But how will I carry them Dad'????

'In yeh fecking cap'!!!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Who's this clown trying to kid?!
PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:54 pm 
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I personally am just as looking forward to the tournament as I would be had England been invovled in it. It's a major Competition, and will be sure to have some cracking games.

I'm also currently enjoying the African Nations Cup too.

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 Post subject: Re: Who's this clown trying to kid?!
PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 1:24 am 
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I'm also currently enjoying the African Nations Cup too.


pah - another tournament England failed to qualify for........................ taz

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 Post subject: Re: Who's this clown trying to kid?!
PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:18 am 
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I wont be watching it. It will just be the Premiership under a different name.


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