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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Nice little earner?
PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:01 pm 
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I'm sure that there'd be a few folk on here who might be able to bag some extra cash if this scheme gets off the ground...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... ge_id=1770

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tom-pie
 Post subject: Re: Nice little earner?
PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:42 pm 
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this is pathetic they should do itthe opposite by fine's
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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Nice little earner?
PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:55 pm 
I'm with Master Pie on this one. :grin: :grin:

Get fat and you should be charged for :

a. the damage you cause to pavements by being heavy

b. extra space in aircraft seats when you're spilling over into mine you FAT bounder

c. obscenity tax because you look fookin HORRIBLE

d. clothes tax because you use more material and therefore deplete the planets cotton supplies.

e. if Mr/Mrs Fatty doesn't wear cotton, extra global warning bollocks tax, because they're wearing massve clothes derived from oil.

f. lying tax because BIG IS NOT BEAUTIFUL YOU LYING TWAT.

g. ugly tax. 'Cos you should tell us you're ugly before the cider visor comes down and we shag you at 3am on a Sunday morning. :uhoh: :evil:
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parmopooly
 Post subject: Re: Nice little earner?
PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:14 pm 
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Pooliekev wrote:
I'm with Master Pie on this one. :grin: :grin:

Get fat and you should be charged for :

a. the damage you cause to pavements by being heavy

b. extra space in aircraft seats when you're spilling over into mine you FAT bounder

c. obscenity tax because you look fookin HORRIBLE

d. clothes tax because you use more material and therefore deplete the planets cotton supplies.

e. if Mr/Mrs Fatty doesn't wear cotton, extra global warning bollocks tax, because they're wearing massve clothes derived from oil.

f. lying tax because BIG IS NOT BEAUTIFUL YOU LYING tw@t.

g. ugly tax. 'Cos you should tell us you're ugly before the cider visor comes down and we shag you at 3am on a Sunday morning. :uhoh: :evil:


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mouldy old dough
 Post subject: Re: Nice little earner?
PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:26 pm 
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parmopooly
 Post subject: Re: Nice little earner?
PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:29 pm 
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the aeroplanes should have special seats which open out at the back to force all the excess flab into. That way you won't have to wear a seatbelt either.

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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Nice little earner?
PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:47 pm 
parmopooly wrote:
Pooliekev wrote:
I'm with Master Pie on this one. :grin: :grin:

Get fat and you should be charged for :

a. the damage you cause to pavements by being heavy

b. extra space in aircraft seats when you're spilling over into mine you FAT bounder

c. obscenity tax because you look fookin HORRIBLE

d. clothes tax because you use more material and therefore deplete the planets cotton supplies.

e. if Mr/Mrs Fatty doesn't wear cotton, extra global warning bollocks tax, because they're wearing massve clothes derived from oil.

f. lying tax because BIG IS NOT BEAUTIFUL YOU LYING tw@t.

g. ugly tax. 'Cos you should tell us you're ugly before the cider visor comes down and we shag you at 3am on a Sunday morning. :uhoh: :evil:


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Not you Parmo Sands, the anorexic landlord!!


Just the ones I bump into and bounce off in airports. :wink:

It's only your head that's fat. :grin: :grin: :grin:
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