Simple Things You Find Difficult To Do!!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:49 pm

Me....Crack an Egg without breaking the Yolk!!!! banghead

Last Egg in the box and I thought....I'll do it this time without breaking it!!!! :sweeeet:

Did I break the Yolk....of course I fecking did!!!! :evil:

I was gonna' ask our lass to do it aswell as it usually takes me about 3 Eggs to do it right!!!! confised

Jonny · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:52 pm

If you gently use a knife a tap and crack the shell of the egg before splitting the egg with your 2 thumbs you won't have that problem.

i find it quite difficult to drag myself out of my cot on a morning.....

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:54 pm

Jonny wrote:

If you gently use a knife a tap and crack the shell of the egg before splitting the egg with your 2 thumbs you won't have that problem.

I've tried that many times and the result is always the same!!!! :evil:

I wish Jim'll Fix It was still on....cos I'd love to learn how to do it with one hand!!!! :sweeeet:

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:55 pm

Jonny wrote:

If you gently use a knife a tap and crack the shell of the egg before splitting the egg with your 2 thumbs you won't have that problem.

i find it quite difficult to drag myself out of my cot on a morning.....

ask your mum to buy you a big boys bed then!

i find it difficult to...............erm.......tip tongy, tiptongy.......erm.....remember things.....

Jonny · **Posted:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:57 pm

On that evidence I have decided that you must be one of the following.

A - Very heavy handed. or
B - Fecking useless. or
C - A combination of A and B

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:10 am

I'd go for C aswell!!!! confised

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

Shaft the missus without getting her pregnant

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yloop · **Posted:** Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:18 am

3Quid wrote:

Shaft the missus without getting her pregnant

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damn straight :laugh:

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:25 am

MutleyRules wrote:

Jonny wrote:

If you gently use a knife a tap and crack the shell of the egg before splitting the egg with your 2 thumbs you won't have that problem.

I've tried that many times and the result is always the same!!!! :evil:

I wish Jim'll Fix It was still on....cos I'd love to learn how to do it with one hand!!!! :sweeeet:

I've been doing it with one hand for years, decades even.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:38 am

chip fireball wrote:

i find it hard to remember that cows are female. like if you see about 40 of them in a field i automatically assme some of them is blokes. and of course they are not.

Are you sure it isn't 40 bullocks though? :wink:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:43 am

if I was watching a field full of bullocks I'd demand my money back

Doug the head · **Posted:** Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:47 am

I find it dificult to believe that Wilson cant do somthing as simple and drop Barker.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22635

MutleyRules wrote:

Me....Crack an Egg without breaking the Yolk!!!! banghead

Last Egg in the box and I thought....I'll do it this time without breaking it!!!! :sweeeet:

Did I break the Yolk....of course I fecking did!!!! :evil:

I was gonna' ask our lass to do it aswell as it usually takes me about 3 Eggs to do it right!!!! confised

Did you never listen to Fred, Jack, Jon and Bunty?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:09 pm

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:26 pm

Get up for work every morning.

P.M.T. · **Joined:** Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:14 pm **Posts:** 968

HOW!!!!!!!!
clappp

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Jan 27, 2008 5:43 pm

HOW was quite cruel at times.

One time they wanted to demonstrate that newly hatched ducklings would seize on the first thing they saw move and assume it was their mother. So they had these ducklings in a box in which they'd hatched and then they let them out and towed a plastic fire engine past them on a bit of string. Sure enough the ducklings all trotted after it round the studio.

Poor little buggers must have been scarred for life, all thinking that they were all little red plastic toys...... sadx

Kevin Dixon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:04 am **Posts:** 1432

Trying to hit the p@ss pot when you have had a good drink. rolfl

Yossarian · **Joined:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:29 pm **Posts:** 801

chip fireball wrote:

i find it hard to remember that cows are female. like if you see about 40 of them in a field i automatically assme some of them is blokes. and of course they are not.

I have the same city dwellers ignorance when it comes to farm animals. I only just learnt that pigs aren't naturally salty, like i thought if you went up to one in a field its skin would taste of salt.. :uhoh:

Why did i admit that.

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

you must remember this is a family show

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:47 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

HOW was quite cruel at times.

One time they wanted to demonstrate that newly hatched ducklings would seize on the first thing they saw move and assume it was their mother. So they had these ducklings in a box in which they'd hatched and then they let them out and towed a plastic fire engine past them on a bit of string. Sure enough the ducklings all trotted after it round the studio.

Poor little buggers must have been scarred for life, all thinking that they were all little red plastic toys...... sadx

And HOW 2 was crap, Gaz Top indeed

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