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yloop
 Post subject: New face
PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:41 pm 
Hi all,

I'm a bit new around here, I know a couple of you and don't know a hell of a lot more.

err...that's it

Cheers
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Welcome yloop.

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 Post subject: Re: New face
PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:05 pm 
alreet mr loop :wink:
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welcome to the board

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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: New face
PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:05 am 
yloop wrote:
Hi all,

I'm a bit new around here, I know a couple of you and don't know a hell of a lot more.

err...that's it

Cheers
rolf


Alright Mr.Yloop!!!! :sweeeet:

As long as you don't turn the Board into a 9 year olds Playground you'll get along fine with me D!!!! :grin:


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hmmmm... he sounds like someone who sits in the Mill House seats directly behind me.
Oh by the way, stop standing on my coat when you go for a piss!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: New face
PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:17 am 
parmopooly wrote:
hmmmm... he sounds like someone who sits in the Mill House seats directly behind me.
Oh by the way, stop standing on my coat when you go for a piss!!!!


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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I know this name from other boards christ we are in trouble hide under the tables who let him on here :laugh:
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Better behave youself :wink:
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 Post subject: Re: New face
PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:13 am 
parmopooly wrote:
hmmmm... he sounds like someone who sits in the Mill House seats directly behind me.
Oh by the way, stop standing on my coat when you go for a piss!!!!


It could be worse, he might stand on your coat when he comes back from having a piss......... :shock: :shock:
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Pooliekev wrote:
parmopooly wrote:
hmmmm... he sounds like someone who sits in the Mill House seats directly behind me.
Oh by the way, stop standing on my coat when you go for a piss!!!!


It could be worse, he might stand on your coat when he comes back from having a piss......... :shock: :shock:


It could be even worse than that, he could piss on your coat :evil:

ps, nice to have you aboard yloop

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Mr Ripper
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Just remember I am the law here. None of these other daft fookers opinions count for anything. :grin:


rolfl stpid

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yloop
 Post subject: Re: New face
PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:13 pm 
Cheers for the erm...warm response... :grin:

Apologies parmo for standing on your coat, it's the only way I can feel close to you, I'd give you a hug but...well... I don't think it'd go down too well therethere bbolt

I'm not here to cause trouble, like. It seems my reputation precedes me a bit but i'm gonna keep things in check. I'll still keep it slightly irreverent but mostly on topic (although "on topic" is usually quite a blurred subject on here - Cheese sandwiches in tea?! sctatchinghead )

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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: New face
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Fill yer boots and go with the flow Mr Y, I'm sure you'll have fun.

Just remember not to take anybody (especially Tubby ADG) too seriously! :laugh:

By the way, would you eat human meat? (no cock jokes please!) :laugh:

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yloop
 Post subject: Re: New face
PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:22 pm 
I probably would if it was guilt free. I hear it tastes much like pork (leave it!).

The conversation going around the office the other day was "Would you kill a Vagrant?" and it brought out a few psychopaths at work I must say. If the Vagrant was wanting to be killed, no police comeback and he had no family to miss him then would you do it?
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Mr Ripper
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yloop wrote:
The conversation going around the office the other day was "Would you kill a Vagrant?" and it brought out a few psychopaths at work I must say. If the Vagrant was wanting to be killed, no police comeback and he had no family to miss him then would you do it?


I can't see any reason why not.

Provided I could get him to have a good wash first so as I could eat him.

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 Post subject: Re: New face
PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:03 pm 
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yloop wrote:
The conversation going around the office the other day was "Would you kill a Vagrant?" and it brought out a few psychopaths at work I must say. If the Vagrant was wanting to be killed, no police comeback and he had no family to miss him then would you do it?


I can't see any reason why not.

Provided I could get him to have a good wash first so as I could eat him.


And of course, shag him while he was still warm. :wink: :wink:
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Yloop-going onto a slightly different subject...what is the name of those yoghurts that you have as your profile picture? sctatchinghead

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Spender
 Post subject: Re: New face
PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:29 pm 
They're made by Northern Dairies and you can get them in most supermarkets.

They're called 'Spunktub.' :wink:
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yloop
 Post subject: Re: New face
PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:31 pm 
They're called "Fiendish Feet" although I think i prefer spunktub :laugh:
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They sound.....err.....nice... bbolt

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yloop wrote:
I probably would if it was guilt free. I hear it tastes much like pork (leave it!).

The conversation going around the office the other day was "Would you kill a Vagrant?" and it brought out a few psychopaths at work I must say. If the Vagrant was wanting to be killed, no police comeback and he had no family to miss him then would you do it?
sctatchinghead


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Yesterday I was happy to play for a penny or two a song...........
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Mr I wrote:
Yesterday I was happy to play for a penny or two a song...........

clappp clappp clappp

I was just thinking, I know that line and was about to ask if it was from the telly....then I noticed the title of the thread

now I geddit!

clappp clappp

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WHEN A MAN IN A BLACK SEDAN......

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gremmlin
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desert boots and a scouse wig

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hey there mister dont you look so sad :roll:

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