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Would you eat the tasty human meat?
Poll ended at Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:58 pm
YES 37%  37%  [ 10 ]
NO 63%  63%  [ 17 ]
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Mr Ripper
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If it was presented to you already cooked so your decision had no bearing on anybody being killed?

You can put ketchup or some other sauce on if you want to.

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Sarnia Poolie
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Only if it was free-range

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But only if it was Danish :grin:

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Mr Ripper
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Dugoutpaddy wrote:
But only if it was Danish :grin:


Are you suggesting that we barbeque a goalkeeper? :shock:



I'll get the matches.

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:roll:
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You never miss an opportunity I'll give you that!

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Mr Ripper
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I couldnt eat Budtz. Thats just so wrong. :shock:


How about in a kebab?

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ADG wrote:
I couldnt eat Budtz. Thats just so wrong. :shock:


How about a Budtz butty?
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Mr Ripper
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A nice big slice of barbequed leg with chilli sauce?

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Mr Ripper
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ADG wrote:
Even if I was at the BOTTOM of the food chain I couldnt eat Budtz.


I thought you could eat anything?

Or more accurately, I thought that you ate EVERYTHING! :grin:

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norgepoolie
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If it was from the rump of Scarlett Johannson.... Although I'd rather bite it raw and still attached.......

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BigAlthemonkey
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ADG wrote:
Even if I was at the BOTTOM of the food chain I couldnt eat Budtz.


I dont think ADG likes foriegn food..... :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Yossarian
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Tastes a bit like pork.
White man=longpig.
Better than spam.

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johnny_yen
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:46 pm 
I ate some sweet warm pussy on Saturday night....Hmmm yum yum
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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
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:razz: :razz: I like mine with a fine chianti......Finger rolls make great dippers :razz: :razz:
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parmopooly
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how does anybody know for a fact that they haven't already eaten any?
Thousands of meals in a lifetime, who knows where all the ingredients come from in kebabs anyway?
Apart from which, the mafia and the Triads run a hell of a lot of restaurants.............

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dawlishmonkey
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do I know before I eat it that it's human then?
can the chef do it medium rare please and shave the hairy bits

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Spender
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Give us a break eh?? I haven't got round to dog or snake yet....... :roll: :roll:
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OMG, this thread has taken us to new lows!

PS, Does eating from the bushy plate count sctatchinghead

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Spender
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No, you can be vegetarian without being vagetarian. :wink:
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SaigonSaddler
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I'd eat human flesh.

I've eaten most other things......rat, cat, bat, dog, frog, snake, spiders, scorpion, insects, duck head......

Yeah, no problem.
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Yossarian
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SaigonSaddler wrote:
I'd eat human flesh.

I've eaten most other things......rat, cat, bat, dog, frog, snake, spiders, scorpion, insects, duck head......

Yeah, no problem.


Ah the culinary delights of Walsall

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