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 Post subject: THE GREATEST SCOUSE STORY EVER TOLD
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:07 pm 
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Location: Five minutes from the Priestfield Stadium.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/programmes/nativity/

I can just hear them singing at Goodison Park on Saturday:

JESUS CHRIST IS AN EVERTONIAN !


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 Post subject: Re: THE GREATEST SCOUSE STORY EVER TOLD
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:22 pm 
kentishpoolie wrote:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/programmes/nativity/

I can just hear them singing at Goodison Park on Saturday:

JESUS CHRIST IS AN EVERTONIAN !



There is a very big wall with a load of wet paint on I would rather watch dry

Scousers, about as funny as a burning orphange with all the doors locked shut


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 Post subject: Re: THE GREATEST SCOUSE STORY EVER TOLD
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more power to them
but they are bound to offend someone :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: THE GREATEST SCOUSE STORY EVER TOLD
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Will they have Yosser nutting one of the shepherds saying " I can do that, giss a job "


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 Post subject: Re: THE GREATEST SCOUSE STORY EVER TOLD
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Watched that again the other night still class

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 Post subject: Re: THE GREATEST SCOUSE STORY EVER TOLD
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gremmlin wrote:
Watched that again the other night still class


Idle leftie scouse gits, should have got on their bikes.


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 Post subject: Re: THE GREATEST SCOUSE STORY EVER TOLD
PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:01 am 
They pinched our kids strimmer in Halewood you know...... :grin: :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: THE GREATEST SCOUSE STORY EVER TOLD
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i dont remember that bit kev?

and that feller with the bike quip is still out of work :laugh:


and his dad

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Norman Tebbit out of work? He's eighty if he's a day. He also qualifies for incapacity benefit an DLA so he'll be alright.


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 Post subject: Re: THE GREATEST SCOUSE STORY EVER TOLD
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well if you listened to his mantra we should all be still peddling about searching for those non existent jobs

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gremmlin wrote:
well if you listened to his mantra we should all be still peddling about searching for those non existent jobs



It worked for me.


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 Post subject: Re: THE GREATEST SCOUSE STORY EVER TOLD
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one of the few











who owned a bike

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:07 am 
Mr I wrote:
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well if you listened to his mantra we should all be still peddling about searching for those non existent jobs



It worked for me.



Didn't your job come with paid travel and board though?


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TalbotAvenger wrote:
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gremmlin wrote:
well if you listened to his mantra we should all be still peddling about searching for those non existent jobs



It worked for me.



Didn't your job come with paid travel and board though?


rolfl aye, true enough. Well almost; believe it or not food and accomodation is not free in the forces - except on operations of course.

I was more referring to when I came out, rer than go back to the then long dole queue in Hartlepool I chose to go somewhere where work was plentiful.


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 Post subject: Re: THE GREATEST SCOUSE STORY EVER TOLD
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not all of the people who were made redundant by maggies axe man [steel works] had the ability to join HM forces

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Or the will to seek alternative employment?

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Mr Ripper wrote:
Or the will to seek alternative employment?


some of us did that too :sweeeet:

when it suited the government of the day to keep them on the dole
it all helped in their fight with the unions
and no i was never in a union

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They pinched our kids strimmer in Halewood you know...... :grin: :grin:

The bastards

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 Post subject: Re: THE GREATEST SCOUSE STORY EVER TOLD
PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:39 am 
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and no i was never in a union


Scab :evil:


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 Post subject: Re: THE GREATEST SCOUSE STORY EVER TOLD
PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:55 pm 
Surely you can only be a scab if you are IN a Union and break it's picket line?? :roll: :roll:

Or are you from Barnsley?? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead


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 Post subject: Re: THE GREATEST SCOUSE STORY EVER TOLD
PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:06 pm 
Pooliekev wrote:
Surely you can only be a scab if you are IN a Union and break it's picket line?? :roll: :roll:



That is the official definition, yes. I am awarding Mr Gremmlin honorary scabship, because I like him


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