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 Post subject: What A Dog....Even Mr.Smythe's Dog Is Better Looking!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:38 am 
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Why does the Music Industry fallover themselves to award this bag of shite awards eh?!?! confised

They should just ignore her until she sorts herself out....or kills herself!!!! :evil:

What a great role model she is eh?!?! :evil: :evil: :evil:


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 Post subject: Re: What A Dog....Even Mr.Smythe's Dog Is Better Looking!!!!
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I would, Kev prolly already has, and Mr Ripper prolly would twice!

PS who is she?

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 Post subject: Re: What A Dog....Even Mr.Smythe's Dog Is Better Looking!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:57 am 
Mutts put the lights out and tell me you wouldnt :wink: shes got a cracking figure.


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I would, Kev prolly already has, and Mr Ripper prolly would twice!

PS who is she?


I dunno who she is, but I remember waking up next to a much older version of that at some house on that estate by Middleton Road when I was about 19. :uhoh: :laugh:

After getting a morning blastt I did a bbolt :grin:

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 Post subject: Re: What A Dog....Even Mr.Smythe's Dog Is Better Looking!!!!
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she is fookin RANK. she's another one of these loaded posh twats who do the fake cockney accents and never get a fookin wash, the fookin mingers !! rage rage

Amy Whine-house, pete doherty, the mighty fookin boosh and fookin RUSSELL BRAND. rage rage

FOOK THE LOT OF THEM. rage rage

nice norks tho :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: What A Dog....Even Mr.Smythe's Dog Is Better Looking!!!!
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Why does the Music Industry fallover themselves to award this bag of shite awards eh?!?! confised

They should just ignore her until she sorts herself out....or kills herself!!!! :evil:

What a great role model she is eh?!?! :evil: :evil: :evil:
She must be from the manor no coat on.

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 Post subject: Re: What A Dog....Even Mr.Smythe's Dog Is Better Looking!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:32 pm 
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Mutts put the lights out and tell me you wouldnt :wink: shes got a cracking figure.


You're having a feckin' laugh Mr.Timmy!!!! :shock: :shock:

No wonder she plasters Make-Up on with a kipper like that!!!! :shock: :shock:

And don't give that about her figure....take that posh bra off and her tits will be like used Tea-Bags!!!! :shock: confised stpid


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Mutts put the lights out and tell me you wouldnt :wink: shes got a cracking figure.
Are you into the annarexia look timbo.

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 Post subject: Re: What A Dog....Even Mr.Smythe's Dog Is Better Looking!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:58 pm 
mouldy old dough wrote:
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Mutts put the lights out and tell me you wouldnt :wink: shes got a cracking figure.
Are you into the annarexia look timbo.


Annorexic Smackhead look!!!! :roll: :evil: :evil:


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 Post subject: Re: What A Dog....Even Mr.Smythe's Dog Is Better Looking!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:40 pm 
I try not to be too judgemental of people but i would if it was on a plate yes Mr Muttley :grin: regardless of make up or what. You dont look at the mantlepiece whence poking the fire :laugh:


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I try not to be too judgemental of people but i would if it was on a plate yes Mr Muttley :grin: regardless of make up or what. You dont look at the mantlepiece whence poking the fire :laugh:


True, but personally I like to see a few ornaments on the mantlepiece.


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I try not to be too judgemental of people but i would if it was on a plate yes Mr Muttley :grin: regardless of make up or what. You dont look at the mantlepiece whence poking the fire :laugh:


True, but personally I like to see a few ornaments on the mantlepiece.


I think even a bewer on the Whinehouse level looks good when I put a pearl necklace on her.

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 Post subject: Re: What A Dog....Even Mr.Smythe's Dog Is Better Looking!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:49 pm 
Once the lights go out :wink: :laugh: :laugh: .


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They say every dog looks like it owner we know were you got that dog smythe,

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I look bloody awful on some pictures, good on others.
Amy is no different. You've picked the worst pic you could imagine, face wise.
On others she looks fine indeed.
Heroin, alcohol or any other drugs do not make you look your best.
She's a good singer,not that she's my kind of stuff.
Singers are allowed to take drugs and get hammered too, if thats what they want to do with their lives. Its up to her. I'd say, judge her on her music. She never chose to be a role model and to have the paparazzi wankers follow her all over the place for wanker papers such as the sun, mirror, sport, mail etc. She just chose to sing and then got a great deal.
I dont know her as a person so I wouldnt judge her as one. I certainly wouldnt trust the papers, whom I trust less than anyone I've ever met

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Once the lights go out :wink: :laugh: :laugh: .
....f*****g good time lo leg it, she'd never find you in the dark state she's in ! :laugh:

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Once the lights go out :wink: :laugh: :laugh: .
she would run away from you. bbolt

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 Post subject: Re: What A Dog....Even Mr.Smythe's Dog Is Better Looking!!!!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:19 pm 
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I look bloody awful on some pictures, good on others.
Amy is no different. You've picked the worst pic you could imagine, face wise.
On others she looks fine indeed.
Heroin, alcohol or any other drugs do not make you look your best.
She's a good singer,not that she's my kind of stuff.
Singers are allowed to take drugs and get hammered too, if thats what they want to do with their lives. Its up to her. I'd say, judge her on her music. She never chose to be a role model and to have the paparazzi wankers follow her all over the place for w**ker papers such as the sun, mirror, sport, mail etc. She just chose to sing and then got a great deal.
I dont know her as a person so I wouldnt judge her as one. I certainly wouldnt trust the papers, whom I trust less than anyone I've ever met


Well said, British West. Good on you.
I can't get my head round the attitude to women some people on here have....even people whom I respect and who have intelligent views on other things. The woman is a singer. Who cares what she looks like or how many males she can induce to fancy her?


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The woman is a singer. Who cares what she looks like or how many males she can induce to fancy her?


BUT...



...she is a cack singer who sings cack songs.

My only gripe with her is the same as it is with other so-called celebrities in that I don't see the need for them to be continually in the papers and for people to give a sht as to what they are up to on a daily basis.

But maybe that is more the fault of the newspapers and the brain-dead members of the public who are so keen on this "celebrity culture" nowadays.

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 Post subject: Re: What A Dog....Even Mr.Smythe's Dog Is Better Looking!!!!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:25 pm 
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The woman is a singer. Who cares what she looks like or how many males she can induce to fancy her?


BUT...



...she is a cack singer who sings cack songs.

My only gripe with her is the same as it is with other so-called celebrities in that I don't see the need for them to be continually in the papers and for people to give a sht as to what they are up to on a daily basis.

But maybe that is more the fault of the newspapers and the brain-dead members of the public who are so keen on this "celebrity culture" nowadays.


Well, according to our bairn, whi knows about these things, she is a classically trained singer. I don't know about the songs because I ..er..don't keep up

PS Anyway, you see, you buy the wrong paper if you don't want to see 'celebrities'. 'Celebrities' hardly ever appear in the paper I read :sweeeet:


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Being "classically trained" means nowt though.

However much training is on offer there is a talent question too.

You can only polish a turd so far, but at the end of the day it's still a turd.

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But my dog is a right good looker! Very handsome indeed!

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grabec wrote:
BritishWestHpool wrote:
I look bloody awful on some pictures, good on others.
Amy is no different. You've picked the worst pic you could imagine, face wise.
On others she looks fine indeed.
Heroin, alcohol or any other drugs do not make you look your best.
She's a good singer,not that she's my kind of stuff.
Singers are allowed to take drugs and get hammered too, if thats what they want to do with their lives. Its up to her. I'd say, judge her on her music. She never chose to be a role model and to have the paparazzi wankers follow her all over the place for w**ker papers such as the sun, mirror, sport, mail etc. She just chose to sing and then got a great deal.
I dont know her as a person so I wouldnt judge her as one. I certainly wouldnt trust the papers, whom I trust less than anyone I've ever met


Well said, British West. Good on you.
I can't get my head round the attitude to women some people on here have....even people whom I respect and who have intelligent views on other things. The woman is a singer. Who cares what she looks like or how many males she can induce to fancy her?


nope sorry, don't accept either of those arguments. BWH, she has chosen to live her life in the media. her and her tosspot husband use the press to gain publicity when it suits them and then whinge like buggery if the press don't dance to their tune (no pun intended). They can't have it both ways.

Grabec, my problem with her is that she has a responsibility to the public who supprt her by buying her records not to glamourise getting smacked off your tits at every opportunity, and then expect not to be hammered in court. doherty's another one. if he was pete doherty the plasterer, he would have been banged up by now, and that's just plain discrimination. All these feckers court the papers when they have a record to sell then whinge about harassment if the gutter press are reporting on them being grubby fookin junkies. They could do with a fookin good wash and big right hand.


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