Uncle Ken

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:46 am

AGM statement now online...

http://www.hartlepoolunited.premiumtv.c ... 91,00.html

Very good on the whole, but read the bit in "Player Contracts"- Monkhouse and Leeds anybody? :evil:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:13 pm

ADG wrote:

it was rumoured that Nelson and Monkhouse are off in January.

Imagine this team without Monkhouse, Nelson, and Brown? :shock:

Of course this is just a rumour, and there is no factual basis behind it..................I hope. :roll:

Nelson to Hull.

Monkhouse to Leeds.

Hopefully Brown will be staying 'til the end of the season.

ptbap · **Posted:** Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:15 pm

Mr ADG, Mr Ripper, I've been told this morning that the moon is actually made of cheese, no really, no word of a lie.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:16 pm

I hope it's Cheshire or Wensleydale.

I don't really like many others.

Please tell me it's one of them two.

ptbap · **Posted:** Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:18 pm

Sorry I don't know any further details, but it's the truth, I'm telling yeah.

LeicesterPoolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:48 pm **Posts:** 1278

Crackers, on this site.

Take your pick :grin:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22635

ptbap wrote:

Mr ADG, Mr Ripper, I've been told this morning that the moon is actually made of cheese, no really, no word of a lie.

I refuse to accept that statement on the basis that you didn't say FACT in capital letters. The useage of this word in this format is the only way to ensure that the accusation is in fact entirely true.

P.M.T. · **Joined:** Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:14 pm **Posts:** 968

I see even uncle Ken thinks we played crap against Morecambe and Hereford :shock:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:59 pm

P.M.T. wrote:

I see even uncle Ken thinks we played crap against Morecambe and Hereford :shock:

Yeah.

But maybe I'm Uncle Ken.

And so is my bitch ADG

ptbap · **Posted:** Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:08 pm

Oh brilliant, many thanks for blowing the story Mr I. The news was spreading across the town that the moon is made of cheese, Mr Ripper and Mr ADG has swung the old girls network into action, now they are going to look stoopid, again!

Mr I wrote:

ptbap wrote:

Mr ADG, Mr Ripper, I've been told this morning that the moon is actually made of cheese, no really, no word of a lie.

I refuse to accept that statement on the basis that you didn't say FACT in capital letters. The useage of this word in this format is the only way to ensure that the accusation is in fact entirely true.

Uncle Ken

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