Surely only a Poolie could be stupid enough to go missing presumed dead then get his photo plastered all over the internet? And then to turn himself in and think he's going to get away with it!

Mind you, you have to be pretty stupid to hang a monkey.

You are correct

Only a loid could be stupid enough to spend S I X T E E N years in that godforsaken divison, Ray

He's a yakker from Blackhall.

Facts eh.

Only a Poolie would be stupid enough to never win a single Championship or trophy, or play at Wembley, as well as hang a monkey, do a Darwin, or vote for a bloke in a monkey suit because he promised free bananas.

But you're missing the point.

Darwin aint a Poolie.

From Hartlepool = Poolie.

The evidence is stacking up.

Yep.

And from Blackhall = yakker.

And Darwin is from Blackhall.

Which part of that are you not understanding?

It's hard for a Loid to accept the truth, after all, they should be rubbing shoulders with Sunderland, Newcastle and Middlesbore, rather then spending nearly two decades in the same division

Why should we be rubbing shoulders with Boro, Newcastle or Sunderland?

Premiership in six years, or some cack along those lines...

ooooh me ribs

Wasn't it 5 years? Did you add a year on because you felt sorry for us?

Five years, six years, sixteen years, all blends into one when you are in Division Four

This is true.

The new 5 year plan is "Championship in 5 years", you'll be pleased to know. No doubt you'll be getting some mileage out of that in 2012/13.