HALF EMPTY GLASS

so you're nearing the bottom of your half empty glass,
you're world seems in tatters as you think of the past,
If you'd never have given her flowers she would never have given you back,
but really it just doesn't matter cos you're nearing the end of your glass,

you asked her to watch you play football,inthe park with the lads,
it had to be one of those mornings when you played really bad,
and you'd told her that you were quite decent and skillful and graceful and fast,
but really it just doesn't matter when you're nearing the end of your glass,

so you're both in your local,she's in a black low cut top,
you're mates started taking the mickey so you had to show off,
you gave her a tap on the bottom and said look at the arse on our lass,
But really it just doesn't matter cos you're nearing the end of your glass.