I'll start................................

I'm finding it tough to beat that one......

Martin Scott?

Graham Norton?

Michael Barrymore.

Whoever thought it would be a good idea to ban smoking OUTSIDE in a footie ground.

Gordon Brown.

Andy Gray.

Frank Wankard.

Dibble.

Who's she?

Alister thingy of the borer radio HIM THAT SCREAMS ALL THE TIME

And Malcolm MacbleedingDonald.

Its that loathsome woman off of the Picture Loans T.V ad.........."Josh, dads found ya scoota"

Oh her.

Can I join in then please?

If only the Government had banned smoking in public places in 1968, instead of legalising homosexuality, Roy Castle would be alive and Barrymore inside

Robbie Williams.

that woman off the telly ad - can I smack her bare arse?

Morrissey.

FIONA FOOKIN PHILLIPS




I'D KICK HER RIGHT IN THE 'lovely lovely person'

Have to agree with this one. All the others are just mildly irritating by comparison.
I'd add Richard Branson but can do pics.

That cheeky chirpy cockerney bloke off Homes Under The Hammer. Comes on after the BBC News in the mornings.

'Cam arrrnn boouy an arse offa moi....'

I'd wear two pairs of boots out on the grunt and then kick my feet raw on the terrwat......

Then go and shoot his dog, and get his kids put in care so his missus has nothing to live for.

Nowt personal like.....

You've clearly been 'influenced' by the culture out there.

BUT he forgot to mention he would eat the dog and their rass would have the offal

If that parody of a man was coated in anything like hair I would indeed hold the spineless get down while our rass went to work with the meat cleaver. I would, of course, have blunted it on the balcony rail before her ministrations and would pass her the butterknife for the excision of his private parts. Which I would feed him.

After a parched week in the cellar with only that hillbilly off Deliverance for comfort.

'Squeal Like A Wendy......'

Nowt personal like, but the next time the ball went into our box he was going to give a penalty.

Now, you know these inquisitions into match fixing.............

andy gray, another stupid pundit

Until I saw that photo I didn't realise how much he looks like Angus Deaton.

can someone find out if he has the same social pastimes as Angus then we can expose him

These two unfunny tvvats....

that Jimmy bloke on the right is dog-shit. I know dozens of people in the pub funnier than him.

You're missing the point Mr Parmo... you don't have to be funny to be a star now, just popular with the people who run the media.....who believe all humour. like sex, was invented by their generation of perceptive, witty, superior, caring, inclusive, smug know it alls... make them laugh and you're a winner.

the male in them same differance
I could cheerfully kick that c unts head in all day long
that look of fake sincerity he wears just annoys me sooooooooo much

Couldn't agree more Salty. Watching my first X Factor of this series and can't believe that tw@t!
Kylie looks tidy though!!

Comedy has gone the way of pop music, just look at the way 'the mighty boosh' and Russell Brand are being hyped. Twats each of them.

this one couldn't handle it when we played Palace off the park






I think my arm would drop off after a good slapping of these fookos!!!

Can you please tell us who they all are? Do they play in our division?

Hmmmm....bit of a theme there Mr Townend with one notable exception!!!

The manager of Palace last time I saw Pools there was the exceptionally ugly, present manager of Coventry City though. Ian Dowie. Did you mean the cup game a good few years ago??

I like the cut of jish's gib me

I didn't realise they had to be footballers from our division!

I hate Man Utd and Darlo.

There are others I hate, but these do it for me.

Liverpool fans. Particularly Hartlepudlian Liverpool fans, because they're as insufferable as their scouse counterparts but for no good reason. Every Liverpool fan I've ever met has tended to be smug, irrational, unreasonable and blind to the fact that they really aren't that good.

I like Liverpool. The reason for this is that I loved watching football as a toddler and grew up watching the most successful team of the time. I was then taken to pools when i was 6 for my first match and never looked back.

Despite them not winning the league for a long time, i still like to watch them and keep an eye out for their results.

I don't think my hatred for Man Utd is related, I just despise them for a whole host of reasons. I think Hartlepool based Man Utd fans are worse but that's just me being pious.

thats very similar to me that jish! apart from being 6 whence taken to Pools that is

oh, jack supports liverpool so i cheer em on with him
and I hate Man U cos all the prod c unts in ulster who had their fun kicking the living sh it outta me like em....still not bitter or owt me