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 Post subject: monkey buisness
PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:39 pm 
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glad i got it its class :grin:

just a question how long did that take to draw on the first page in sctatchinghead


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 Post subject: Re: monkey buisness
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Glad you like it Tom, you'll need to ask Snowy about the cartoon, but I reckon a good couple of hours.

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only read the first page at half time and a few pages before i went to bed and i just wish i had of got the last issue while i had the chance banghead


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 Post subject: Re: monkey buisness
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We've got a few spare of the last issue, ask Gremmlin for one next time you see him.

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clappp rolfl rolfl rolfl


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 Post subject: Re: monkey buisness
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chip fireball wrote:
my article was superb. i have read it 37 times.

havent read the rest of it yet. havent had time.


clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp clappp



you must have read media men
mick gannon owes me he just loves a mention

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 Post subject: Re: monkey buisness
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gremmin please will you keep an old copy for me and ill buy it when we play crewe?


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 Post subject: Re: monkey buisness
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ALONG WITH THE OTHER 120 I WILL clappp clappp

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 Post subject: Re: monkey buisness
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glad i got it its class :grin:

just a question how long did that take to draw on the first page in sctatchinghead
I haven't seen the Biz yet, which cartoon was it...? sctatchinghead

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 Post subject: Re: monkey buisness
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ripper with the gun to his head

so you miss out the sticky threads too huh

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 Post subject: Re: monkey buisness
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but dont you think the my comments on this feller are near to the mark
like most of these people who think they can write dominic holland is a prime example
it was garbage

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 Post subject: Re: monkey buisness
PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:58 am 
gremmlin wrote:
ripper with the gun to his head

so you miss out the sticky threads too huh


I Think he was refering to the New Stand picture!!!! confised :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: monkey buisness
PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:18 am 
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harry Walter Mitty Shithead is sometimes very funny, and sometimes very unfunny.


I had The Far Corner by him and it was a good read but he hates Pools on the evidence of one tackle on a Reading player donkeys years ago and a comment afterwards by one of the sparse crowd. Something like 'Next time break his fookin' leg....'

Sounds like a typical day on the Millhouse to me...... :roll: :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: monkey buisness
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but every chapter had the same format
travel to the ground
meet a local fan on the way
take the piz out of local fan
few comments on the ground then the score
give a damming reference to hartlepool then change tack to the big three
as i said this looks like a pile of press cuttings
this feller even managed to meet up with the fat barsteward that ate all the pies at the toon
fantasy island ?
we all know where the fat barsteward stands

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 Post subject: Re: monkey buisness
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Pooliekev wrote:
chip fireball wrote:
harry Walter Mitty Shithead is sometimes very funny, and sometimes very unfunny.


I had The Far Corner by him and it was a good read but he hates Pools on the evidence of one tackle on a Reading player donkeys years ago and a comment afterwards by one of the sparse crowd. Something like 'Next time break his fookin' leg....'

Sounds like a typical day on the Millhouse to me...... :roll: :roll:


I think that might have been me! :uhoh: :laugh:

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By the way, speaking of Monkey Business...

Mr PiN...

If you arrived at Millwall's ground at five past three, how much of the match did you see?



PS. Mr Odds-on-Phil, if your spot on the Millhouse Terrace is anywhere near the half way line then we're glad to be of service for your expanding "swearing dictionary". :sweeeet:

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 Post subject: Re: monkey buisness
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a quantity surveyor that can read wow!

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 Post subject: Re: monkey buisness
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I can write too.

I'm just about to write a nice letter telling a Contractor how much extra money we're gonna nail them for seeing as though they're a pack of bastads. :grin:

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 Post subject: Re: monkey buisness
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could you do one for me while you are on
dispute over a flat roof with housing hartlepool rage
looks like i need a solicitor

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 Post subject: Re: monkey buisness
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could you do one for me while you are on
dispute over a flat roof with hartlepool housing?rage
looks like i need a solicitor


They're building a roof over Hartlepool housing ? Is this to encourage more tourists?

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 Post subject: Re: monkey buisness
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I can write too.

I'm just about to write a nice letter telling a Contractor how much extra money we're gonna nail them for seeing as though they're a pack of bastads. :grin:


Ooohhhhhh you petulent little subbies are all the same. rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl


Yeah. :roll:

But I'll win, cos I always do. :laugh:

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chip fireball wrote:
my article was superb. i have read it 37 times.


havent read the rest of it yet. havent had time.


What did you say ?


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Mr I wrote:
chip fireball wrote:
my article was superb. i have read it 37 times.


havent read the rest of it yet. havent had time.


What did you say ?


He wasn't happy with recent team selections and referred to a "winter of discontent" without properly referencing the copyright... :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: monkey buisness
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If you arrived at Millwall's ground at five past three, how much of the match did you see?


Well done that man, you have won the prize for spotting the deliberate mistake in issue 87.

An ice sculpture of Jan Budtz catching a cross on the six yard line is on its way to you.

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 Post subject: Re: monkey buisness
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you mean that bucket of water in the back of my van? sctatchinghead

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 Post subject: Re: monkey buisness
PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:30 am 
Mr Ripper wrote:
Pooliekev wrote:
chip fireball wrote:
harry Walter Mitty Shithead is sometimes very funny, and sometimes very unfunny.


I had The Far Corner by him and it was a good read but he hates Pools on the evidence of one tackle on a Reading player donkeys years ago and a comment afterwards by one of the sparse crowd. Something like 'Next time break his fookin' leg....'

Sounds like a typical day on the Millhouse to me...... :roll: :roll:


I think that might have been me! :uhoh: :laugh:


That's who my money was on....... :grin: :grin:


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fifty yuan on ginge being the ginger Zapata tash man in the CK stand

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 Post subject: Re: monkey buisness
PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:47 pm 
I'll see you fifty an double to a hundred!! :grin: :grin:

Eeeehhh.. the mouth on that lad...... :roll:


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memo to self must find pics of ginge
last resort consult the snowman :sweeeet:

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 Post subject: Re: monkey buisness
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chip fireball wrote:
i actually own 2 copies of the far corner. its one of my brothers favourite books. and i have an autographed copy of one of dominic hollands books kicking around somewhere.

but thats because i have a lot of books.

harry Walter Mitty Shithead is sometimes very funny, and sometimes very unfunny.

my brother did buy me " the miracle of castel di sangro " by joe mcginniss, a book about a tiny italian football team written by an american.

its my favourite football book of all time. it tells the story of how he went to live in castel di sangro and watch a football team perform a miracle. essentially with a population of 5000, they managed to get into serie b in 1996. which is like trimdon getting into the championship.

a very very good book even if you dont like football, italians or americans.


Yeah it is good that one, i if i remember rightly i think during the course of the author writing it they lost two players in a car accident?
They also pretended to sign a player from Leicester that didn't exist?
Have you read "My Favourite Year", thats quite good.

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 Post subject: Re: monkey buisness
PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:09 pm 
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yeah there were some very sad comparisons with the michael maidens tragedy in the book, as well as some great insights into the match fixing that is rife in italian football.

i enjoyed my favourite year, though some of it was crap .

ive just started reading the book by the west brom fan that does match of the day 2. its supposed to be good, bought it on the reccomendation of a crysal palace fan strangely enough.



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Adrian....?

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thats the fellow snowy clappp


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