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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Bird Flu!
PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:56 pm 
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I see all the Christmas turkeys are being incinerated! rolfl

I've been to Morrisons on the way home and bought an 8kg Bernard Matthews jobbie for me and the wife which is now in the chest freezer. :razz:




PS> A LONG AND PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE WISHED UPON THE FIRST PERSON STARTING A THREAD ENTITLED "BIRD FLEW" AND ATTACHING SOME CRAPPY PICTURE :evil:

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TalbotAvenger
 Post subject: Re: Bird Flu!
PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:11 pm 
Bernard Matthews, wasn't he fat, unfunny Manc 'comic'? :laugh:
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Warwick Hunt
 Post subject: Re: Bird Flu!
PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:12 pm 
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I think I'll go veggie for Xmas
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 Post subject: Re: Bird Flu!
PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:18 pm 
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just have goose or duck it tastes better than dry old turkey

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TalbotAvenger
 Post subject: Re: Bird Flu!
PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:27 pm 
Abingdon_Poolie wrote:
just have goose or duck it tastes better than dry old turkey


Geese & Duck are birds as well you know..... :roll: :grin:
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 Post subject: Re: Bird Flu!
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TalbotAvenger wrote:
Abingdon_Poolie wrote:
just have goose or duck it tastes better than dry old turkey


Geese & Duck are birds as well you know..... :roll: :grin:


yeah but wasnt the outbreak on a turkey farm :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: Bird Flu!
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Abingdon_Poolie wrote:
TalbotAvenger wrote:
Abingdon_Poolie wrote:
just have goose or duck it tastes better than dry old turkey


Geese & Duck are birds as well you know..... :roll: :grin:


yeah but wasnt the outbreak on a turkey farm :roll:


a bernard matthews one

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Warwick Hunt
 Post subject: Re: Bird Flu!
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Abingdon_Poolie wrote:
TalbotAvenger wrote:
Abingdon_Poolie wrote:
just have goose or duck it tastes better than dry old turkey


Geese & Duck are birds as well you know..... :roll: :grin:


yeah but wasnt the outbreak on a turkey farm :roll:



No, it wasn't the Darlo Arena
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Compo
 Post subject: Re: Bird Flu!
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Warwick Hunt wrote:
Geese & Duck are birds as well you know..... :roll: :grin:


yeah but wasnt the outbreak on a turkey farm :roll:[/quote]


No, it wasn't the Darlo Arena[/quote]

yeah but who would touch any sort of bird that went there i mean you would catch more than flu

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:32 am 
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how many spuggies would you need to make up a Christmas dinner for four?

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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Bird Flu!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:03 pm 
parmopooly wrote:
how many spuggies would you need to make up a Christmas dinner for four?


It all depends on if you were one of the four!!!! confised :grin: confised :grin:
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Snowy
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rolfl rolfl The oubreak was on an organic turkey farm.... rolfl rolfl oh the irony. rolfl
Just a thought, but bird flu must have been around for thousands of years but was apparently deemed not that significant to worry about. I suspect all these scares are about creating jobs to soak up unemployed graduates as outreach co-ordinators and other irrelevant non jobs. :wink:

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