Does anyone else have a t-shirt they only ever wear to the barbers?

I get a number one round the back and sides, which means loads of prickly little swine hairs working their way into the collar of whatever I'm wearing. Even when put through the washer they still don't all come out.

So I have one dedicated t-shirt that I wear every time I go. They probably think I'm a right scruffy get!

yep i have one too used it last friday

Our lass does it ...so I try to be nice to her for a couple of days before, it can be dangerous other wise...she leaves a litle tuft on

Never heard out like this before PIN, usually just have me work gear on unless im taking the bairn. BTW its getting a dear do these days going to the barbers innit.

I pay a fiver and give a quid tip, although it only takes them 5 minutes.

The lass who does it said to me once 'It's always nice to see you come in. Not cos I like you, its cos you have an easy style to cut.'

no one did a quickie like joe buckle
then gave you a free jar of joes jungle juice

As a youth I used to drink in the Belle Vue Club on Friday afternoons. There used to be an old gadgie come round doing haircuts for something ridiculously cheap like 80p.

There was an electric shaver point on the wall for his clippers, which I think they did away with when the club was refurbished.

tall bloke with a teasy weasy tash ?
if it is the same which i think it is he worked on the same shift as me in the 'WERKS'
cant remember his name though

I've never heard of anything like this before.

When i go to Saks the young ladies tend to take great care both whilst washing and coditioning my hair as well as styling and cutting so I tend not to get covered in hairs. Maybe the probem you have is exclusive only to those who get a bone cut......

i bet you dance too

I try to but Mr I and Mr Southend on Sea are the experts.......

Do you have a man-bag as well Jonny?

ALL men should have a haircut, not a 'hairstyle'

No I don't have a man bag, just because you are stuck in the the 1950's not all of us are, you've got to get with it Mr Avenger......

i suppose it is the bandy legs that gives them an advantage

Believe me Jonny, I'm not, but any fella who pays, say more then £10 for a haircut, is wasting money, in my opinion anyway

If you pay less than a tenner you get a shit haircut usually, which is why I go to someone tried and trusted. I can also get advice on the style and on what products you should use to get the best look.

If i was just getting a bone cut i would probably get my mother to do it. Plus I probably don't spend that much more than most blokes on haircuts due to the frequency of when I get my hair done......

Do you though Jonny, I pay £10 in Leeds and it looks like what it is, a decent haircut, because if barbers (note: not hairdressers) are shite, they tend to go out of business fairly quickly!

Well you can take the risk, no doubt you can get a good hairdo for a tenner but I've had loads of bad ones at that price. The last place in Hartlepool to do a decent job for a low price (11quid) was that place that was between Abbey and Coral on York Road, but it has been shut for ages......

I suppose its a case of whatever floats your boat but I personally would rather fork out some money than risk Killer Grahams......

I bet you've had highlights done too.

And wear pink.

A salon for a haircut?

At their prices I'd want them to have their kit off and be offering extras on the house.

I sense a business opportunity here. I'll bring me styling scissors and pudding bowl along to the Vic, next home game. Stylishness guaranteed.

Bring your own T-shirts......

are you tall and have you got a teasy weasy tache?

I have had highlights before but i am not really keen on them, they don't look right, possibly because my hair is natrually dark brown.

As for wearing pink, I own several pink shirts, seriously what is wrong with that?

I bet you have a standard short back and sides Mr Ripper, that is unless you are either bauld, going bauld or have strawberry blond hair that looks a bit shit when anything imaginative is done to it.

Nope, nope, nope and nope.

he is a ginger but holds his tab like a poof/puff/poufe/ [choose which applies]

There's nothing wrong with being ginger / strawberry blond, Mr Ripper should strawberry blond and proud......

And Mr Ripper is criticising me for spending loads of money on haircuts when he smokes......?

Take no notice, Jonny. Mr Ripper is a very dodgy individual who criticises everyone who differs from himself.

Erm...would you like to act as model for my new salon?

Are you really a stylist...?

Well, no. Not exactly

The thing about Mr Ripper was true, though

Yep.

How very dare you!

My hair is light brown thank you very much.

I don't suppose you get your kit off and give extras on the house either


Talking about Miss Grabec not Mr Ripper

Don't laugh...he was talking to you

I'll pass him over to my pimp...

Sorry, too late. Your guilty secret out at last

As they say in China BORROCKS!!!!!!!

interesting
no denial on the tab holder then

I got told that I held a tab like a poof too......but that was by the pisstest Muttley in the world ever!!!


I clean the windows of 'curly tops' hairdressers in N.Skelton and she's just cut me mop of curls in return, not what I asked for like....

White Negroes/Studio, Shrug were supporting you were 'djing'!!!

that night.......

You mean you've never heard of the 'Grabec Poodle and Grooming Parlour'.....