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 Post subject: What a result today
PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 12:57 am 
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No, not talking about the game.

I'm talking about when I got 6 pissed, whinging, whining, obnoxious Gooners kicked off the plane at Gatwick by armed police rolfl . When one of them threatened to "do me one" if he knew where I lived and I pointed out that I'd be outside Guernsey airport in about 40 minutes if he wanted to dance, the old dear sitting near me nearly pissed her knickers laughing.

Well worth the 3 hour delay. clappp

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 Post subject: Re: What a result today
PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 3:47 pm 
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Sarnia Poolie wrote:
No, not talking about the game.

I'm talking about when I got 6 pissed, whinging, whining, obnoxious Gooners kicked off the plane at Gatwick by armed police rolfl . When one of them threatened to "do me one" if he knew where I lived and I pointed out that I'd be outside Guernsey airport in about 40 minutes if he wanted to dance, the old dear sitting near me nearly pissed her knickers laughing.

Well worth the 3 hour delay. clappp


What happened SP?

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 Post subject: Re: What a result today
PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 7:05 pm 
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Got to Gatwick to find there was a 2 hour delay on the flight. Eventually got called down to the gate at 20:30. Six Gooners bowl up, 4 of whom were in their 40's, absolutely plastered (singing, swearing etc.) and sat next to me. After half an hour of listening to one of them shout f'king this, f'king that, I asked him to keep his language down as there were kids waiting to board the flight. "F*ck off you tw@t" was his response, so I went up to the gate and told the staff I wasn't prepared to fly with him on the plane. She agreed and called the police.

OB arrived in style - wagon parked next to the plane, blue lights everywhere. Two coppers stood over the chap I'd complained about and asked him for his passport. "F*ck off" was his erudite response. Ooops. "You're coming with me Sir". Meanwhile, the chaps mate starting threatening me - usual you're lucky I don't know where you live, yid lover, crap. He promptly joined his mate. The woman travelling with the group then turned on me and gave me a kick when she boarded the plane. Really, fat middle aged drunk women in football shirts are a terrible site.

Once on board they continued to whine and shout obscenities at me. The stewardess decided she didn't want them on the flight so the OB came back on board and hauled the remaining 4 of them off the plane. "Why have you got guns - do you think we're terrorists or something?" the fat bird shouted. Oh dear - not clever. She was last seen being bundled into the back of the police van.

Didn't leave until gone 22:00. Best delay I've ever had. :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: What a result today
PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 7:37 pm 
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Haha, thats brilliant!! Well done clappp

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 Post subject: Re: What a result today
PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 7:41 pm 
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Well done Sarnia, hope it has taught them a lesson, although I doubt it somehow.


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 Post subject: Re: What a result today
PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:05 am 
Sarnia Poolie wrote:
Got to Gatwick to find there was a 2 hour delay on the flight. Eventually got called down to the gate at 20:30. Six Gooners bowl up, 4 of whom were in their 40's, absolutely plastered (singing, swearing etc.) and sat next to me. After half an hour of listening to one of them shout f'king this, f'king that, I asked him to keep his language down as there were kids waiting to board the flight. "F*ck off you tw@t" was his response, so I went up to the gate and told the staff I wasn't prepared to fly with him on the plane. She agreed and called the police.

OB arrived in style - wagon parked next to the plane, blue lights everywhere. Two coppers stood over the chap I'd complained about and asked him for his passport. "F*ck off" was his erudite response. Ooops. "You're coming with me Sir". Meanwhile, the chaps mate starting threatening me - usual you're lucky I don't know where you live, yid lover, crap. He promptly joined his mate. The woman travelling with the group then turned on me and gave me a kick when she boarded the plane. Really, fat middle aged drunk women in football shirts are a terrible site.

Once on board they continued to whine and shout obscenities at me. The stewardess decided she didn't want them on the flight so the OB came back on board and hauled the remaining 4 of them off the plane. "Why have you got guns - do you think we're terrorists or something?" the fat bird shouted. Oh dear - not clever. She was last seen being bundled into the back of the police van.

Didn't leave until gone 22:00. Best delay I've ever had. :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: What a result today
PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:15 am 
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6-0 to the Hartlepool, 6-0 to the Hartlepool, 6-0 to the Hartlepool 6-0 to the Hartlepool
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Well done that man clappp

and as for your use of 'Erudite'

Bravo clappp clappp clappp

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 Post subject: Re: What a result today
PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:22 am 
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well done Sarnia
you should copy right ERUDITE [c] ADG
all the budding authors will want to use it clappp clappp

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 Post subject: Re: What a result today
PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 12:02 pm 
Quality Story!!!! clappp clappp :laugh: :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: What a result today
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Well done that man.

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 Post subject: Re: What a result today
PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 12:58 pm 
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Have you flown on the same flight as these azzholes before SP?, just wondered about what chances you have of meeting up with them again and getting them booted again.

Nice one could not happen to a bigger bunch of tosspot fans (well maybe Manure).

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 Post subject: Re: What a result today
PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:07 pm 
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I'm sure I will bump into them again - Guernsey's only 24 square miles of granite after all. Mind, at least I'll get warning they're approaching when I hear their knuckles dragging on the floor - no wonder it takes so long to get out of the Emirates Stadium.

Interestingly, the Arse are at home when me & the Mrs are over for the Gillingham game, but I doubt the airline will let them back on again. Anyway, I'd be surprised if they even remember what happened they were that hammered.

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 Post subject: Re: What a result today
PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:18 pm 
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but how many pools supporters are there in guernsey or werent you showing your colours

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 Post subject: Re: What a result today
PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 7:49 pm 
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no6bus wrote:
but how many pools supporters are there in guernsey or werent you showing your colours


I never wear colours when I fly across - it's just not worth it at customs when you come back from a day return without any luggage at all. I once spent half an hour trying to convince an officer that I was at an Orient game a couple of years ago. He thought I was on the usual Saturday drug-run and asked me for a ticket stub to prove I was at the match - hmm, lucky that was an all-ticket sell-out. :roll:

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