Hey Salty!!!! Mutley!!!

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Nov 04, 2007 4:33 pm

We're in!!!

You can't read this 'cos I'm too pissed to take the photo properly and the writings too small, but that last sentence on the WONDERFUL Dynasty wine label says 'Constantly drinking this wine is good to your health.'

Now I never was a health nut but I think I've been reborn.......I'm drinking to stay fit!! :uhoh:

grabec · **Posted:** Sun Nov 04, 2007 4:54 pm

Not Salty or Mutley but thought I'd just say any road....I read of a man with cardio-vascular problems recently whose doctor told him off because his red wine consumption was too low. Apparently you need to down at least 3 glasses a day for the beneficial effects to reach your arteries! (Probably more, if you want to make sure your feet are included... :grin:

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Thinking of changing my GP

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Nov 04, 2007 5:01 pm

Hey, we can't all be wrong....................thud....................oooopps......... :grin:

Have you got farteries in your eat??? stpid

grabec · **Posted:** Sun Nov 04, 2007 5:08 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

Hey, we can't all be wrong....................thud....................oooopps......... :grin:

Have you got farteries in your eat??? stpid

I can certainly arrange to have a few in mine if it qualifies you for extra rations of chardonnay

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Nov 04, 2007 5:18 pm

Chardonnay in China???? rolfl

Hic, oops.....burp, 'scuse. :grin:

No, noooo...this is red and quite tasty, I'm getting blackberries, peaches and sloth gusset off the palate on this one. Luckily the rife bought three.......giggle, burp,

Ooooopsss....hic...thud..giggle... rolfl

Salty · **Posted:** Sun Nov 04, 2007 7:53 pm

always knew it was true!! :grin:

but, GET IN!!!!!

I'm off to the spa for some red,red wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine! :sweeeet:

Frodraff · **Posted:** Sun Nov 04, 2007 7:58 pm

God! Thats me mother and me brother pissed at the same time. :roll:

grabec · **Posted:** Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:22 pm

Frodraff wrote:

God! Thats me mother and me brother pissed at the same time. :roll:

You're pretending you were in any fit state to notice?? :grin:

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

sorry kev just blew it up on photoshop and it states ;NOT; good for your health
those chinese spectacles obviously dont read engrish

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:23 am

gremmlin wrote:

sorry kev just blew it up on photoshop and it states ;NOT; good for your health
those chinese spectacles obviously dont read engrish

Nope, in the bright sunshine of a hungover morning, it definitely says it is. Anyway, I was as healthy as a newt on it!! :grin:

Anyway, just cracking another one for breakfast, must stay healthy........ :uhoh:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:49 am

Pooliekev wrote:

Anyway, just cracking another one for breakfast

Good idea, it always set you up properly for the day.

A glass of that healthy wine afterwards aswell and you'll be buzzing.

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:32 pm

I did try both at the same time but the wine kept spilling and the woman in the apartment opposite rang the Police. Must stop having breakfast on the balcony...... :uhoh:

The Policeman said, 'what's your name??'

I said 'Kevin.'

He said 'Kevin what?'

I said 'Minton..' :grin:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:33 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

I did try both at the same time but the wine kept spilling and the woman in the apartment opposite rang the Police. Must stop having breakfast on the balcony...... :uhoh:

The Policeman said, 'what's your name??'

I said 'Kevin.'

He said 'Kevin what?'

I said 'Minton..' :grin:

I know him! :-o

Does that mean I know you? :shock:

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:14 pm

No.

But it means you can never come to China...... :sweeeet:

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