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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Oh fook
PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:29 am 
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Clean out the cans?

Yeah right.

Everything goes straight in the recycler box or bag.

And that is under sufference from Mrs R.

And every now and again I fill the brown bin up with weedkiller.

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Miss Tigga
 Post subject: Re: Oh fook
PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:30 am 
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Cereal box goes in the white bag. Leftovers and bag inside goes in the green bin. :razz:
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Montpoolier
 Post subject: Re: Oh fook
PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:00 pm 
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Master of Disguise wrote:
If anyone has a tin of soup, or beans for lunch, they are not allowed to clean the inside of the tin, as its a hazard. And if you cut your finger it goes in the accident book. bUT IT GOES AGAINST THE RECYCLING Policy.

Now, I could do with some extra cash.........I was wondering if I happened to accidentally cut my hand whilst cleaning out an empty fookin bean tin, could I put a claim in against the council. Afterall they are the ones forcing me to carry out this very dangerous task. :wink:


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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Oh fook
PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:52 pm 
So you expect us to believe that you unpack your grub BEFORE you eat it and there's anything left at then end??? :roll: :roll: I bet half of yours doesn't even make it back to the car in Asda's car park.

Yeah right...... :roll:

Question SHOULD be, which part of the dead obese corpse do we throw in the Marina??
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TalbotAvenger
 Post subject: Re: Oh fook
PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:54 pm 
If you cracked Dibbles, er I mean the 'Master of Disguse' head open you would find a copy of the Daily Mail resting against the caps lock of a keyboard, with a picture of Jezza Vine nearby :grin: :laugh:


Dibbs, who really did kill Lady Diana then?
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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Oh fook
PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:51 pm 
Master of Disguise wrote:
I have never read the Daily Mail. :evil:

As well you know.......tw@t. :grin:

But I DO know who killed that smarmy stupid bitch. :wink:


Have you ever EAT the Daily Mail?? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead
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ptbap
 Post subject: Re: Oh fook
PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:57 pm 
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Is that right? really? I always bag it and stick it in the green bin. Didn't know I could put it in the brown bin raw!



ElvisCsGlasses(TM) wrote:
Doggie Do's go in the Green Bin if they are bagged up, however if they are not packaged they go in the BROWN bin.

You'll soon get used to it.

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