Phrases your dad used to use

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:17 pm

I've thought of one I've only ever heard me dad say. When referring to a mess or clutter he would say something like,

'Clear all your toys up, there's lego from arsehole to breakfast time in the front room'

or

'Rift House Rec is like a toliet for dogs, its covered in shite from arsehole to breakfast time'

Has anyone else heard this expression?

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:40 pm

aye, I use it meself without even thinking about its meaning.
Does anyone know?

Cowboy · **Posted:** Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:50 pm

One that most likely only the oldies will understand

When my Dad saw someone who had a muscular physiqe he always referred to them as having "muscles like Cheyenne Bodie" - think it refers to a TV programme in the 1950's

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:58 pm

Quote:

aye, I use it meself without even thinking about its meaning.

You're my dad?

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:07 pm

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:05 pm

Cowboy wrote:

One that most likely only the oldies will understand

When my Dad saw someone who had a muscular physiqe he always referred to them as having "muscles like Cheyenne Bodie" - think it refers to a TV programme in the 1950's

Played by Clint Walker. If you saw the Dirty Dozen last week, he was the big bugger with the muscular pysique

He played 'Samson Posey' rolfl

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:05 pm

Cowboy wrote:

One that most likely only the oldies will understand

When my Dad saw someone who had a muscular physiqe he always referred to them as having "muscles like Cheyenne Bodie" - think it refers to a TV programme in the 1950's

Clint Walker

And to top it he was about 6' 8" tall.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:06 pm

Well that's him told!

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:10 pm

Snap!!

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:10 pm

ElvisCsGlasses(TM) wrote:

Also, did ANY of your Grannies have a yacht?

LOL, yeah mine did, kept in in a shed at the bottom of the garden. God knows why? Dont know where it came from

Salty · **Posted:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:54 am

my grandad used to call fried egg sarnies a 'fried egg banjo'
its a phrase I've recently adopted into my vocabulary...

my d*d only used to say sh it like read your Bible you little twat
get your hands outta yer pants [followed by a punch to the head]
and finally, right thats it I'm off cos I'm a f ucking french c unt [followed by breaking and entering to nick my mams valuables]

religious weirdo's eh?!

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:55 am

Are you and your dad still close then Salty?

Salty · **Posted:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:58 am

not since the 'incident' whereupon I battered the twat and got a police record no! :laugh:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 10:04 am

Salty wrote:

not since the 'incident' whereupon I battered the tw@t and got a police record no! :laugh:

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

Which Police record did you get? Regatta De Blanc or Outlandos D'Amour?

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 10:31 am

aptid wrote:

Which Police record did you get? Regatta De Blanc or Outlandos D'Amour?

Or maybe- "Don't stand so close" :laugh:

Salty · **Posted:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:29 am

Outlandos D'amour once upon a time
sold it to lezzer who had the record shop in the Forbes buildings...she now runs the very sh it 'easy PC and music' in old Saltburn town....

got a caution and a three year 'record' :roll:

which should only have 2 to run

must keep my nose clean :wink:

Salty · **Posted:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:44 am

she sells PC gear,PC's,some instruments - mostly guitars/small amps/some drums sometimes - all crap tho, and some cd's dunno about vinyl...she definately used to

I always feel like an arse going in there so dont bother much really confised