Does anyone else have to put up with noisy barstewards next door? It boils my p*ss.

I suppose its a problem with living in a relatively modern house with walls like cardboard but there is no excuse for the way they have to slam the doors as if trying to ensure that I dont forget that they are there.

Would it be childish to start doing the same thing or should i just torch their house

Does anyone else have w*nkers next door?

Mine can be a right pain in the arse sometimes, playing music loud etc. He seems to have cut it right down recently though, it might have something to do with the fact that my stereo is louder than his

We had new ones moved in nearly 2 years ago. Maybe because our last neighbour was a quite old lady on her own, or just because the new ones are loud ugly fat short wearing plastic Borer supporters, I took an instant dislike to them. I haven't spoken to the husband, maybe I'm just childish, but I don't intend to. They moved in and had weekend parties into the early hours, which have reduced now. They turned their back garden into a decking wonderland. I had better stop now, I'm starting to froth at the mouth.

one side is fine apart from the bairn now and again bouncing a basket ball...

the other side microwave meals all times of the night and you can hear the fecking microwave in our front room (it backs onto there kitchen), all the grand bairns squaking from morning till night, smells of smoke, chip fat, banging about on a night doing house work etc. other than that they are ok.

lol, im sure they live next to me too! maybe i live on the other side of them!

Never hear a jot out of ours.

Peaceful bliss.

the best thing for this is to live in a house in the middle of dark woods. There's no noisy neighbours there. Only the wolves, escaped lunatics from the asylum, an axe murderer and that family from The Hills Have Eyes.

the ones that live in the house that joins ours think they own our place and treat us like their tenants,just cos they've lived there for about 50 year...always interfering and nosing around our back


t'other sides alright but her kids are horrible little guttersnipes

I suppose that burning their house down would be a bad idea if you live in one of those types where next door is actually joined on to you.

Chuck vinegar in their nosey eyes or smash their heads in with a hammer instead.

They're all elderly round by us!

I'm the bastad who makes all the noise on a weekend.

mine are fine.