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The Emergency Alert

Postby Sussex UK » Sun Sep 07, 2025 3:05 pm

No thought at all for those of us who like an afternoon siesta on a Sunday..
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Re: The Emergency Alert

Postby Stocksfield_Poolie » Sun Sep 07, 2025 3:17 pm

:laugh: I don't have a mobile phone! :laugh:
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Re: The Emergency Alert

Postby Snowy » Sun Sep 07, 2025 3:23 pm

Stocksfield_Poolie wrote::laugh: I don't have a mobile phone! :laugh:

They’re a fecking nuisance, the only useful bit is the camera.
It’s what he does….. he’s a terrier.
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Re: The Emergency Alert

Postby Stocksfield_Poolie » Sun Sep 07, 2025 3:45 pm

Snowy wrote:
Stocksfield_Poolie wrote::laugh: I don't have a mobile phone! :laugh:

They’re a fecking nuisance, the only useful bit is the camera.


Only in the right hands!!!
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Re: The Emergency Alert

Postby Ozzy Saltburn » Sun Sep 07, 2025 3:55 pm

Sussex UK wrote:No thought at all for those of us who like an afternoon siesta on a Sunday..


I've got a Focus.
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Re: The Emergency Alert

Postby Bluestreak » Sun Sep 07, 2025 4:01 pm

I have opted for future ones to be in Welsh so I don't have anything to worry about.
The voice had a yank accident......... Churchill would turn in his grave.
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Re: The Emergency Alert

Postby Sussex UK » Sun Sep 07, 2025 4:47 pm

Ozzy Saltburn wrote:
Sussex UK wrote:No thought at all for those of us who like an afternoon siesta on a Sunday..


I've got a Focus.



I always buy Jap cars.. :shhh: But i did go out with a bird once who drove a XR2 once ,that was fun. :)
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Re: The Emergency Alert

Postby Snowy » Sun Sep 07, 2025 7:29 pm

Why wasn’t this alarm going frantic when Starmer got elected…?
Never saw that coming :laugh:
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Re: The Emergency Alert

Postby Sussex UK » Sun Sep 07, 2025 8:35 pm

Snowy wrote:Why wasn’t this alarm going frantic when Starmer got elected…?
Never saw that coming :laugh:




One cold stare from Putin would frighten Starmer....And then he would go running behind Macron's back.. :roll:..Just ask the pair of them.. :laugh:
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Re: The Emergency Alert

Postby MutleyRules » Sun Sep 07, 2025 8:57 pm

Sussex UK wrote:
Ozzy Saltburn wrote:
Sussex UK wrote:No thought at all for those of us who like an afternoon siesta on a Sunday..


I've got a Focus.



I always buy Jap cars.. :shhh: But i did go out with a bird once who drove a XR2 once ,that was fun. :)

I doubt you've ever been out with any 'bird'. :laugh:
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Re: The Emergency Alert

Postby MutleyRules » Sun Sep 07, 2025 9:00 pm

Snowy wrote:Why wasn’t this alarm going frantic when Starmer got elected…?
Never saw that coming :laugh:

But in your eyes Johnson, Truss and Sunak were the dogs bollocks and all done a great job?!?! :roll:
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Re: The Emergency Alert

Postby Sussex UK » Sun Sep 07, 2025 9:07 pm

MutleyRules wrote:
Sussex UK wrote:
Ozzy Saltburn wrote:
Sussex UK wrote:No thought at all for those of us who like an afternoon siesta on a Sunday..


I've got a Focus.



I always buy Jap cars.. :shhh: But i did go out with a bird once who drove a XR2 once ,that was fun. :)

I doubt you've ever been out with any 'bird'. :laugh:



Shut up, Pluto...How many times have you been reminded you look like one of them nutters from 'The Hills Have Eyes' .?? :laugh:
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Re: The Emergency Alert

Postby MutleyRules » Mon Sep 08, 2025 4:36 am

Never. :laugh:
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Re: The Emergency Alert

Postby accrington fan » Mon Sep 08, 2025 8:35 am

just wonder what the next load of bollocks they,ll think up. trouble is so many people are scared shitless nowadays that these alerts work with them and will be expecting more.
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Re: The Emergency Alert

Postby Snowy » Mon Sep 08, 2025 8:50 am

MutleyRules wrote:
Snowy wrote:Why wasn’t this alarm going frantic when Starmer got elected…?
Never saw that coming :laugh:


But in your eyes Johnson, Truss and Sunak were the dogs bollocks and all done a great job?!?! :roll:

Where have I ever said that… sctatchinghead
Proof please…shit or get off the pot.
But you actually have been loyal to Starmer……..Starmer and his chums are like two skeletons having sex in a biscuit tin…loads of nice but nothing will ever come of it. :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: The Emergency Alert

Postby Jamie1952 » Mon Sep 08, 2025 11:21 am

what do we do if goes off unannounced, get our tin hats on and make for air raid shelters ?
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Re: The Emergency Alert

Postby Snowy » Mon Sep 08, 2025 11:53 am

Jamie1952 wrote:Whats the int if it, what do we do if goes off unannounced, get our tin hats on and make for air raid shelters ?

Exactly Jamie, it would just spread chaos.
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Re: The Emergency Alert

Postby accrington fan » Tue Sep 09, 2025 10:44 am

Jamie1952 wrote:what do we do if goes off unannounced, get our tin hats on and make for air raid shelters ?

ignore it and be the last poster on here and nobody can disagree with you.
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