...it wasn't for spiders we'd be up to our eyeballs in flies.

But how can we be sure this isn't some kind of anti-arachnophobe propaganda when their real purpose in life is to sneak up on women at the slightest opportunity and send them away screaming? Has anyone actually witnessed a spider catching and killing a fly, uh? Come on have they? uh? Plenty of people have seen women go doolally at the sight of one though haven't they.

And don't tell me you've seen them catching flies in a film; films are too easy to rig. Remember the moon landing?

P.S.



mwahahahaha

I did once, watched for about half an hour instead of working!

That's a poncey little girly spider that. You should see the bad boy under our dining unit!! It's as big as Parmo's heed.

This is the monster that I had in my house the other day. Its difficult to tell how big it was by the pic but trust me, it was fookin huge!

Spiders don't strictly speaking catch flies....they spin webs that trap 'em. You've seen webs, haven't you, Richard?

This may answer your question

Course I seen Webs I'm on one now inneye?

IF ..... it wasn't for spiders we'd be up to our eyeballs in flies.
In which case we would be up to our other balls in empty fly spray tins.

Well, then. That's why you're not up to your eyeballs in flies

I wonder if now's the time to admit I have a rather large Black Widow tattooed on my abdomen.

Is it far enough down your abdomen to be near your flies?

You have really have given it some profound thought, have'nt you MadJohn?

I was going to say no, but now I look at it I get a funny impression it's creeping further down.
Maybe there's something in this fly business after all.

If your lass comes in the bathroom and sees your spider when you are in the bath,
is there a danger of her pulling the plug and flushing it (and you) away?

I've lost a little weight recently I admit but not THAT much.

there's no flies on you lot

speaking of spiders how do you get rid of the blighters mine usually go out the window on a flying carpet (i meant toilet roll)