Women's football

SaigonSaddler · **Posted:** Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:19 pm

Entertaining in a schoolboy kickabout way, but they never compete with proper footballers.

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:55 pm

Well I've had a look but I'm not that enamoured. Particularly when that Kelly whatsername took her boots off and kissed them when she scored, thus making sure that Umbro boots got on worldwide telly.

Now if she'd ripped her striking partners gruds off, thrown her to the ground and fed at the furry cu.......

Nurse!!!!! :shock:

The screens............ :uhoh:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:10 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

Well I've had a look but I'm not that enamoured. Particularly when that Kelly whatsername took her boots off and kissed them when she scored, thus making sure that Umbro boots got on worldwide telly.

Now if she'd ripped her striking partners gruds off, thrown her to the ground and fed at the furry cu.......

Nurse!!!!! :shock:

The screens............ :uhoh:

PMSL

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3115

Kev, have you been reading Sarah Waters novels again? (She wrote Tipping the Velvet).

Salty · **Posted:** Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:14 pm

did we win?

bluemonkey · **Joined:** Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:54 pm **Posts:** 1101

Draw 0 v 0 i think

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:19 pm

Did anyone see the lass in goal for Argentina against the Germans rolfl

See punched two corners into her own net in an 11-0 defeat, honestly she was a female Tony Williams, I wouldn't be surprised if they where married!!

katcha · **Posted:** Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:27 pm

mmm

i think you'll find women footballers ain't normally the marrying kind

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Sep 15, 2007 3:52 am

We drew with Japan 2-2, the aforementioned Kelly thingy scored to make it 2-1 with 4 mins to go but Japan, much the better team, equalised right on 90. Kelly thingy is the only one with anything remotely resembling footballing skills. There's eight of the team from Arsenal birds and two from Everton and another two from Chelsea.

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