Knocking hell out of me. I'm still in bed. Full body aching, nose completely blocked...blow it...full again in seconds!!!

I had it all week exactly the same. Only difference is I didn't stay in bed you soft twat.

Last year I was bad all over New Year....the year before it was Christmas. Glad I've got it early this year.

I'm getting up for the match though.

That might make you feel a lot worse.

Probably.

Did you get run over by a little orange three wheel car?

Oh is that what you're driving these days?

I have just manned up!

Flu last week and next in line for norovirus this week if the rest of the household is anything to go by,just waiting my turn..

dread christmas as when a kid i yearly got measels etc then and nearly every year since something seems to happen to lay me low. could be down to all the extra events you go to that are packed in hot rooms plus the dreaded shops.