...........of a struggling Div 2 team. You've had no money for transfers and loans and with 99% of match tickets sold via season tickets in advance there's only the revenue from pies and chips to spend on new players. How many pies do you have to sell each home match to pay the wages of a decent striker:
a) 13
b) 123
c) 1233
Answers on a postcard to Colin Cooper c/o the back of the wardrobe currently looking high and low for a new striker