How 'Chavvy' Is That????

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How 'Chavvy' Is That????

Postby MutleyRules » Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:27 am

A Mother and Daughter....the Daughter in School Uniform and about 13/14 years old....walking up Park Road both smerking Tabs!!!! :roll: :evil: :roll:
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Re: How 'Chavvy' Is That????

Postby Fetish_Bob » Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:33 am

Could have been worse the 13/14 yr old could have been a mother herself....
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Re: How 'Chavvy' Is That????

Postby alleztfc » Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:57 am

disgraceful. That is all.
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Re: How 'Chavvy' Is That????

Postby Snowy » Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:35 pm

Fetish_Bob wrote:Could have been worse the 13/14 yr old could have been a mother herself....
The grandkid was behind them and wasn't smoking, you try drinking a can of lager and smoking at the same time, when you're two!
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Re: How 'Chavvy' Is That????

Postby Mick Tait's Head Bandage » Thu Jul 07, 2011 1:50 pm

Outside the spar on Elizabeth Way the other night, group of teenage girls loitering outside, one of them was on her mobile phone, effing and jeffing, she was apparently 'bouncing' , 'fooking fuming' and also was going to 'batter some damned bounder', such was her displeasure, at what i am unsure. She then ends the converation with 'anyway mam I've gotta go, I've got fook all credit left'!!!
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Re: How 'Chavvy' Is That????

Postby Spender » Thu Jul 07, 2011 5:12 pm

How i miss it.......

Worksop makes Hartlepool look like Cannes though......
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Re: How 'Chavvy' Is That????

Postby alleztfc » Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:12 pm

well, you actually DO miss it, because, warts n all, it's home.

just wish the warts wern't so visible refred
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Re: How 'Chavvy' Is That????

Postby Catweasle » Sun Jan 21, 2018 10:29 pm

I was in Sedgefield yesterday and overheard two schoolgirls swearing like troopers, and I hadn’t even touched them. I assumed they were on their way home to Trimdon.
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Re: How 'Chavvy' Is That????

Postby Mr Ripper » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:57 pm

Catweasle wrote:I was in Sedgefield yesterday and overheard two schoolgirls swearing like troopers, and I hadn’t even touched them. I assumed they were on their way home to Trimdon.


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Re: How 'Chavvy' Is That????

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Re: How 'Chavvy' Is That????

Postby Brian Honour's Left Foot » Fri Dec 31, 2021 4:23 pm

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