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 Post subject: Re: Looker
PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:23 pm 
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Worksop innit?

Or has he moved? confised

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:25 pm 
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You would have thought he'd have sorted this room out before posting this photo for us all to see, lets look at the evidence, the web cam, the back issues, shocking, refred


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clappp rolfl

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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rolfl rolfl
I can't take this any more I've got tears in me eyes. Thank you for this thread confucius you've made a lot of people happy.
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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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so has Kev got a new chair then ?

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:32 pm 
Sigh, youse are all bastards and I hope youse all get dysentery. :evil:

14. Salty you are a scruff. You are right to think that.

15 Yes a Chinese abacus is different, their old weights and measures are different.

16. Blokes nuts have never been described as 'pistachios' to my knowledge.

17. It was 750 yuan. A right bargain.

Now knob off the lot of yers!! :evil:


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What's a yuan?

How many English pounds or pence is one of them worth?

If a yuan is equivalent to a pound, are their pence called kerrs?

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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found out how much it cost!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:38 pm 
18. That said Insurance and Pensions before you lifted the script from your toilet reading and imposed it on my box file. :evil: :evil:

Is there no level you bunch of damned bounders won't stoop to?? stpid stpid


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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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SORRY HERE IS THE REAL PRICE OF KEVS STOOL!

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/4819 ... airfv7.jpg

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Do they do it in black.

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Do they do it in black.


no but you can paint them.... :roll:

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This is one of the best posts ever! From this day onwards no-one will ever dare post a picture of themselves or their house/possessions

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i hope people do post pictures of there rooms and stuff its a good laugh rolfl


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i hope people do post pictures of there rooms and stuff its a good laugh rolfl

come on then show us yours!

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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just a point on the stool kev, it doesn't look as tho you have ever actually SAT in it?

oh ho yes he has look
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kev you have to stop eating that rice
look at the slanty eyes
and i like your tan but you should start jogging again before it gets too late

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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I've right enjoyed meself reading this lot!!!!!
I were in t'right grumpy mood an'all!!!
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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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It's got even better since I've been at work!!!! :laugh: rolfl :laugh: rolfl :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
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A leather chair in tropical heat........there's a design fault here. I predict a nasty dose of the recurring Bettys.

Have you got climate control built in or are you using one of those hand held electric fans to control the perspiration. Is there an employment opportunity for a punkah wallah here.

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:02 am 
Eeeeehh, where does it end.... :roll:

19. That's our rasses computer and she is patently not a rug muncher. Or la-la as they are known locally.

20. There's an A/C unit up on the wall but if I photograph it someone'll turn it into something evil in the best Bunker bastard like tradition.

Get yer own bloody chairs anyway...... taz taz


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17. It was 750 yuan. A right bargain.



50 quid they must have saw you coming :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: Looker
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:28 am 
Nick off, it was half price and it's me birthday present. :evil: :evil:

At least I'm comfortable while you lot rip the piss. I hope you're all sat on spikes. stpid stpid stpid


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It was the Bunker in the first photo and it looks like Gay News in the second one :uhoh:
(the website, that is)
(oops, skipped several pages) :uhoh: :uhoh:

which I've now read and am very amused, poor Poorlie Kev clappp clappp

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poor !!!
he tells us he is living like a king out there and he has the throne to prove it
750 yuans is a trifle to a king

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i hope people do post pictures of there rooms and stuff its a good laugh rolfl


OK then here's mine. Guess how much my chair cost.

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Dunno what all the fuss is about the price....they're jst as cheap over here now...Made in China! :laugh:

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Kev - are those the used tissues that I left in the bin from when I was there?

:shock:


Nice chair, but did you get a discount for the colour?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:37 am 
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Kev - are those the used tissues that I left in the bin from when I was there?

:shock:


Nice chair, but did you get a discount for the colour?

:grin:


No mate, our rass burnt everything in the room after you'd left.......... confised confised :sweeeet: :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Looker
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:58 am 
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tom-pie wrote:
i hope people do post pictures of there rooms and stuff its a good laugh rolfl


OK then here's mine. Guess how much my chair cost.

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Richard M. Head wrote:
tom-pie wrote:
i hope people do post pictures of there rooms and stuff its a good laugh rolfl


OK then here's mine. Guess how much my chair cost.

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Was it 750 yuans?


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 Post subject: Re: Looker
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:35 pm 
Personally I hope you're all sat in one and your lass comes and does bouncy bouncy every half hour. :evil:


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Does anyone want to buy a pair of boots???? confised sctatchinghead

I've heard there's a Chair round here which is the same shitty colour!!!! confised


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PS....this thread nearly slipped to page 2....and we don't want that do we?!?! confised :laugh: :laugh:

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Oh dear it had slipped to page 2.

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we can't possibly have that where is the entertainment committee when you need them

this man is so far away he needs to be ridiculed to keep him happy

only wish i could do it in cantonese

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那是一把真正地好的椅子。 :grin:

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clappp clappp clappp
hope you told the slanty eyed geek good n propper

or did you order the flied rice clappp clappp

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 Post subject: Re: Looker
PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:42 pm 
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那是一把真正地好的椅子。 :grin:


That's not Cantonese you nutter, it's Fujianhua.. :roll: :roll: :roll:

And your relationship with your camel is really nothing to do with us....... :shock: :razz: confised :grin:


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I'd forgotten how bloody rotten youse lot are. :evil: :evil:


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I'd forgotten how bloody rotten youse lot are. :evil: :evil:



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rolfl classic thread!!

yeah pity about HUFC spoiling the mood, this forum used to be all fun and games.

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well games anyway :evil:

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Might aswell give the Chair 100 Posts!!!! :laugh: clappp :laugh:

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:57 pm 
I am, as we speak, comfortably ensconced in my luxury chair and it has lasted the test of time. :sweeeet: :sweeeet:

So youse can all knob off!! :evil: :evil:


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By standing the test of time do you mean its retained it's lovely colour?


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light tan faux leather is sooo nafff

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:laugh: :laugh:


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i hope people do post pictures of there rooms and stuff its a good laugh rolfl


OK then here's mine. Guess how much my chair cost.

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I never thought of you as an IKEA man confised
... and the chair confirms it! :laugh:

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