My new chair!!!!

Handstitched calf hide, lockable and adjustable recliner, adjustable height, leather trims on the arms, ergonomic wheels, swivel, everything except a three litre Ferrari engine. Belated birthday present off the rife




Guess how much?? :sweeeet: :sweeeet:

Yeah, I know....that bin wants emptying.........

that bed wants making, and the adjustable spanner wants putting away!

i do hope you will recycle that bubble wrap! it should go in the white bag with other plastics....

JUST LOOKER THE FOOKIN' CHAIR WILL YER!!!!!!!

Firstly and in order:

1. It's the spare bed and since the photo is now upright against the wall to accomodate MY NEW CHAIR.

2. Its not an adjustable spanner it's a rechargeable electric mosquito killer.

3. That is not shit on the skirting board, we have toilets here in the Far East, if you look more closely, Porky, you'll see that it's the guarantee label hanging from the extension cable.

4. Cockroaches dare not enter this house any more since we started leaving the corpses in a ring round the doors and windows. You can hear them muttering 'another time maybe' as they scuttle down the outside walls.

Now, look at the chair, how much??

Ten bob.

Even the calf was worth more than ten bob.

Seriously how much??

How much would one be in England eh?? Eh??

Over here that would probably cost about £50.

So I guess you can't have paid more than £20.

If you did you've been seen coming.

You lyin' get. Even plastic high back recliner chairs are 90 snodgers ((c)Mutley) in England.

Oh dear.

You've not been had have you?

carpet tiles are soooo eighties
those nets could do with a rinse
and i saw one of those chairs ... no the same calf hide chair in focus yesterday £30.00



buy one get one free
ps what are you doing logged into loidland?

And what's with the big green dildo on the floor?

What website are you on?

'Kin 'ell!!!

5. They aren't carpet tiles, it's a tiled marble floor.

6. The nets aren't mucky, the windows are tinted.

7. You would not get a quality chair like this in a discount shed like Focus.

8. It's not Loidland, it's The Bunker, y'know, the Bunker where you sarky tw ats live.

9. Grave get them fookin' roaches away from me!!!

10. It's not a big green dildo, there's only one big green dildo round here Mr R and that's you. It's the bottom bedrail.

Get stretched the lorroyers!!

The chair's still a rotten colour though.

Tigga.com. Why??

Kev, how much on a scale of 1-10 do you regret posting this thread??

Hey!! I don't have hairy armpits!!

Why is that stethoscope hanging off the drawer knobs?

'Kin spiders.......

11. Just get admiring the chair will yers??

12. Tigga, you would have hairy armpits after being spit roasted for three days.

13. It's not a stethoscope, that's in the dresser draw. Its the cable off my card reader.

If any of youse lot want to sit in my chair and bask in it's luxurious comfort, you can fook right off!!

I know a stethoscope when I see one. What are you up to?

I see it has very small end parts.....possibly to accommodate the thoracic areas of cockroaches

Nope, one end is for the USB port and one is for the thoracic area of my card reader. Which incidentally packed up this morning.

........errrrr happy birthday!

Who is the bloke on the screen?

Ta. You can get me rolling drunk when you get here.

I've told you once.

Tigga.

Think you should have moved the penis enlarger of the bed before posting.

and I thought I was a scruff......

we had one of those plastic mesh waste bins
when i was four


got it from a chinese laundry

Mr PK's wancking den?

Is that cupboard under the monitor locked mr PK and if so why? (wink wink)

It's where he keeps his secret diary.....packed with confessions of terrible deeds he daren't confess, even to us.

I hate you lot.

No it isn't!!!

It contains a quire of printer paper, some pistachio nuts in a plastic bag and a Chinese abacus.

I don't even know why I'm explaining this.........

Who likes my new chair??

By the way...

How much did you pay for the chair?

you keep your nuts in a plaggy bag?? weird

worse he uses a Chinese abacus to count them!

Why a chinese abacus? Do they add up differently to us English?

yeah they put a different slant on things!

Never laughed so much for ages. And all at PK's expense!

just a point on the stool kev, it doesn't look as tho you have ever actually SAT in it?

Although it does look as though somebody or something has SHAT all over it.

i thought he picked the colour to match his eyes, and remind him of his hair!

I asked him that about an hour ago, but the mardy get hasn't given us the courtesy of a reply.

Could be because he has given up on us all, and gone off to bed.

Well it will be getting late, wherever it is he lives now.